If You're Sexualizing That Old Man In Your Mind.. And I'm Sexualizing That Old Man In My Mind.. THEN

I'm glad quetzalcoatlus is dead. they deserved it. those things scare the fuck out of me. I wouldn't want to live in a world where those things weren't extinct and I probably wouldn't have lived long regardless of whether id want to or not bc I'd be eaten by a quetzalcoatlus

jesse: tulip, don't you want to be good

tulip: no i want to go poke holes in this guy's head with a screwdriver do you even listen to a word i say

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

Now I'm really curious...Reblog this if you're 20 or older.