If I Was A Vampire I Would Be So Scared To Shapeshift Into A Swarm Of Bats Because What If I Get Stuck

when you forget to read the tags on a fic

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

Meet the American Gods

All things that have form eventually decay

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull and Madeleine Smith, via.

Captain Boomerang - Suicide Squad (2016) | Aesthetic