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ill never forget how funny this is

This is peak comedy

“Jesus. Low-Key Lyesmith,“ said Shadow. and then he heard what he was saying and he understood. “Loki,” he said. “Loki Lie-smith.” “You’re slow,” said Loki, “but you get there in the end.” And his lips twisted into a scarred smile and the embers danced in the shadows of his eyes.

— American Gods, Neil Gaiman. 

Watched the Oppy documentary. Feeling some kinda way.

Do you think there are aliens singing songs to the UFOs in the New Mexico sky?

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

If you’re a UK blog who relentlessly reminded people vote in the US election last year, then i really hope that you’re doing the same thing for our general election on the 8th June, and are registered to vote. Because otherwise, shut up, go online, register to fucking vote and do your civic duty on the 8th.

Ohhhh myyy goddddd

@sandyboynton Hanukkah begins at sundown today. #HappyHanukkah #FestivalOfLights

December 2, 2018

Swearwolves Patch by TimidCryptids

when people ask how long you’ve been online