"We Think You're In An Unhealthy Relationship With Blackbeard" CON O'NEILL As Izzy Hands In OUR FLAG

@sandyboynton Hanukkah begins at sundown today. #HappyHanukkah #FestivalOfLights

December 2, 2018

goncharov? you mean blorbo from my shoes?

‘Stranger Things’ Cast Vows To ‘Hunt’ Real ‘Monsters’ Of Injustice With SAG Win [x]

this is it. this will be my jaeger.

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

greek gods as donald trump quotes

zeus: She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

hera: My marriage, it seemed, was the only area of my life in which I was willing to accept something less than perfection.

athena: Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault

aphrodite: My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

hades: Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

demeter: Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air - not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense.

ares: I will be so good at the military your head will spin.

hestia: I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.

hephaestus: Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!

dionysus: I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.

hermes: There have been many bad things said about me over the years, and in some cases they’ve been true.

poseidon: All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

apollo: In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye — I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.

artemis: I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.

🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

I'm glad quetzalcoatlus is dead. they deserved it. those things scare the fuck out of me. I wouldn't want to live in a world where those things weren't extinct and I probably wouldn't have lived long regardless of whether id want to or not bc I'd be eaten by a quetzalcoatlus