This Is Me Bruh^

The people has spoken

edited version because the previous format was literally killing me and also i’ve missed out the good stuffs

may your 2022 be dark academic and homoerotic

Spider-man No Way Home had all sorts of queer rep from Andrew's Bisexual Peter Parker to whatever the fuck Doc Ock and Green Goblin had goin on

I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

lmao.

matt, jumping through foggy’s apartment window, landing in a bloody heap on top of the broken glass: honey, i’m home

Brightheart has a reminder for you

"Not all men" you're right, Félix and Agustín Madrigal, the ideal husbands, would never do this