Axolittle

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

*has one uncomfortable interaction* *is fucked up for 3 days*

I love this

✨Bucky regrets learning how to use the computer✨

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

Bill: i can't believe i lost it

Richie: what, your trust?

Eddie: your last bit of sanity?

Stan: your will to live?

Bill:

Bill: i meant my phone, but we're having a family meeting tonight

sometimes you read a fanfiction to distract and enjoy yourself but you end up reading a dialogue or a sentence that fundamentally changes who you are as a person and how you perceive the world around you, and honestly i wouldn't have it any other way

request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"

I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.

ponders them...

Friends:- You have a lot of books, what's your current read?

Me:- *closing multiple ao3 tabs* ohh, I'm in a reading slump right now.

Happy pride month!! :D