Question: How Would You Like Your Body To Be Taken Care Of After You Die?

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Not all heroes wear capes

Hits different now

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

name one more iconic™   duo i’ll wait

Jake is the funniest fucking character in the Warrior Cats series,

Like, think about it. He fucked Tallstar, he fucked Firestars mom, he fucked Scourges mom, AND he fucked Tigerstars dad.

Now think about it from Tigerstars perspective. So, not only is Jake the reason why Tallstar became who he is, and thus refused to join Tigerstar, but Jake ALSO fathered that one ginger fucker who keeps fucking every single plan of Tigerstars up, but he ALSO fathered the emo bastard who then KILLED him, BUT HE ALSO FUCKED TIGERSTARS DAD AND CONVINCED HIM TO LEAVE HIM FOR THE KITTYPET LIFE.

Tigerstar is just seething and writhing in anger and Jake looks at him from Kittypet heaven like this

The Wolverine

you're telling me you don't think the devil and dice would have gotten all emotional with each other after their defeat?

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

hamilton: since eliza and I are the main characters we're obviously gonna fall in love!

lafayette, mulligan, and laurens: if you're the main character then who are we?

hamilton: the homosexual supporting cast!