C4pt41nj4ck - Frog With Anxiety

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.

TRUE

Its too early for this

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

proof that spiderman is for the gays and hoes only

Okey so this might sound weird and all and you don’t have to say anything back about it 😂

But B U T if Otto and Norman ever do decide to get married (Becouse why not)

Than the first thing they would do is fill the adoption papers for each Peter Becouse why not ?

Expect Pete 1 hes still not over the whole goblin and not having may on the Calendar incident

Yes WHY NOT??? :)))))

Haha it was so fun to draw them in a "super villain" way for once x,D

(( I actually inspire myself from an octoblin incorrect quote but I can't find it anymore :/ if you know what I'm talking about can you contact me please? So I can credit the original quote and writer, thks! :) ))

Mario games: The world is grand and open, colorful and friendly! There are plenty of dangers, but there are also kindly residents all around willing to give you a word of advice or encouragement. You are light and springy, filled to the brim with joy and enthusiasm! There is a job to do, but the path on the way is a veritable playground. The horizon is the limit and the world is your oyster.

Luigi games: You're forced into tiny rooms and narrow hallways where everything is dark and ominous. The claustrophobia of your surroundings is emphasized by the heavy piece of machinery tied to your back, rendering you unable to climb or jump. The best you can do is run, and run you will, because everything wants you dead except for a morally grey old scientist who cares more about research than survival, and a ghost dog who doesn't even comprehend how much danger you're in. Good luck, fucker.

If you're still taking/doing requests (and are willing to do a JSE Ego), may I request a Genderfluid Marvin?

Heres the magic magician themselves!

Hope you enjoy (:

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath