Stephen, Putting Honey In His Tea: Hell Yeah, Get In That Leaf Juice You Sexy, Sexy, Bee Vomit

lmao.

when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing

Spider-man No Way Home had all sorts of queer rep from Andrew's Bisexual Peter Parker to whatever the fuck Doc Ock and Green Goblin had goin on

you’re just like the rest of them

Friend:- So it's like drugs?

Me:-* reading fanfics of my OTP* it's better than drugs Jeremy

Person: You read too much fanfiction. Why don't you read a proper book?

Me: Well firstly, why do you care what I'm reading? How exactly does my reading habits effect you?

Secondly, why are "proper" books better? I get to read about characters I already love in a variety of different scenarios. I get a guaranteed happy ending, while still feeling all the anxiety and stress of a dramatic plot. I can choose exact what goes into the stories I read and rarely am I let down by a story I read. And I get all of it for Free. Yeah, that's right. I get amazing works of fictions for absolutely nothing. - Well, not completely free. All it costs me are Kudos and a Thank You.

Four is Death, Five is God AU

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An idea stuck me like a truck during my drive to class. so here it is!

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

is this the found family trope

bonus

"Not all men" you're right, Félix and Agustín Madrigal, the ideal husbands, would never do this