C4pt41nj4ck - Frog With Anxiety

An Equal Temper [1-2/24]

AKA that Cabin in the Woods AU!

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

Bill: i can't believe i lost it

Richie: what, your trust?

Eddie: your last bit of sanity?

Stan: your will to live?

Bill:

Bill: i meant my phone, but we're having a family meeting tonight

Drawing isn't enough I need to fucking explode

Mario games: The world is grand and open, colorful and friendly! There are plenty of dangers, but there are also kindly residents all around willing to give you a word of advice or encouragement. You are light and springy, filled to the brim with joy and enthusiasm! There is a job to do, but the path on the way is a veritable playground. The horizon is the limit and the world is your oyster.

Luigi games: You're forced into tiny rooms and narrow hallways where everything is dark and ominous. The claustrophobia of your surroundings is emphasized by the heavy piece of machinery tied to your back, rendering you unable to climb or jump. The best you can do is run, and run you will, because everything wants you dead except for a morally grey old scientist who cares more about research than survival, and a ghost dog who doesn't even comprehend how much danger you're in. Good luck, fucker.

I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

poetry is stored in the tags

Pride foxes because why not

The lesbian flags are girlfriends

Where have you buried all the children?

random obligatory human bill smhhhhhh