"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

i can cope like this

my small boobs aren't even bad, a girl could fit one of these in her mouth entirely. and that's a W

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

this thread is literally me

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

going to the convenience store spending half an hour in the snack aisle imagining eating some of them in great detail then going home empty-handed

trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs

this is so fucking funny man

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations