You, Reading This. You're A Creature Now. Reblog To Creature Your Followers

this is some flavor of tumblr spiritualism that upsets me

I reject the thought that Aphrodite makes you more physically beautiful or more 'conventionally attractive'

Rather, I believe the more you devote yourself to her, the more you are able to look at yourself and your flaws and view them as beautiful. Nothing physically is changing, but to you, it's like you've become the sexiest human alive. Aphrodite doesn't change your outer beauty, she changes your self love. And to be honest, I prefer it that way.

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

[Smile widely and give him a thumbs up.]

original image inspo! and thumbnails for my bad memory hehe

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

So much of being a trans woman is like. Does this person hate me for no reason. Or do they hate me for "no reason"

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum