Wild that bullies were right when they called me gay and a girl growing up
guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum
you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
going to the convenience store spending half an hour in the snack aisle imagining eating some of them in great detail then going home empty-handed
what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare
nearly all libraries have a ghost, but medical libraries frequently have a ghost and a skeleton
You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said
What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?