If You Pet A Girl Enough You Can Watch Her Brain Leak Out Her Ears

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

"if a cis man is attracted to trans women, does that makes him queer?" back in my days we used to call this the "are traps gay" dillema

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring

me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

POV: AM when he's bored after the other four humans died

idk if this is a contreversial take or not but i think that the ideal internet experience is being able to remove specific things (triggers, nsfw, gore) if you truly dont want to see them but overall being also shown things you aren’t interested in. i think one of my fave things about tumblr is seeing like 50% of my dash be about fandoms im not in, bands i dont like and quotes from books i dont want to read rather than this endless feedback loop of tiktok showing me ‘exactly what i want to see’ in a trap to keep me online as long as possible and blind to communities outside of my own. i want a mix of curating my own experience and a healthy dose of content i don’t already know i want to see, yknow?