I Cannot Believe There's Absolutely No Way To Watch Free Shows And Movies Anymore, There Are Too Many

Its so weird seeing queer and trans 20-something trans people perpetuate the myth that minors need to be sheltered from all sex and sexuality rather than something thats a healthy and natural part of um. well like everybody's life.

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

beautiful women named 898287 are in my phone telling me 3 Rxs Ready for Pickup

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Pest control guy: Have you looked into getting a mouse trap yet?

Me: I'm pretty sure that's a slur but yeah I've done extensive research on femboy mice

I dont have tumblr sorry

So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

going to the convenience store spending half an hour in the snack aisle imagining eating some of them in great detail then going home empty-handed