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guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

if I ever tell you that I'm going to bed, I'm lying to you. I'm not lying out of malice, but I'm definitely going to be awake for at least 2 more hours. I'm sorry

im on an eavesdropping diet. i eaves food and i drop it

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

unlike some catgirl owners, i play magic the gathering. when she is bad i play lantern control