Caapii - The Fluffnest

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

im addicted to this video btw i quote it daily

NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers

is that person actually "demanding emotional labour" from you or did you follow one shitty therapist on twitter

trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs

you can lead a horse to water, teach it to fish, and then look into its mouth

Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad