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I. AM FUCKING. SCREAMINGNREYGHJTRJHKNET 😩😩
Art is not mine! 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕𝑹𝒆𝒅𝑨𝒔𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓!
Edit: WHY IS THIS MY MOST LIKED POST LMFAOOO 💀💀
this fandom raised me,, and too many others
tribute to the slenderverse + creepypasta “family” thing that happened w too many of us-
no one could tell lil me that slendy-wendy wasnt my dad (nothing has changed)
AND that I couldn’t just run into the woods somewhere, armed w waffles and cheesecake, to become apart of a serial killer family.
AND IK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
so here’s to my forever comfort characters - love ya. muah!
Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.
I miss when the creepypasta fandom was wacky and cringe and stupid. Nowadays it's all the realistic portrayals with them as twisted abusive psychos. I know that realistically that's what they'd be like but damn! BACK IN MY DAY we had the Cweepypasta series, the double rainbow jeff video, low fps mmd dance videos with like 6 pixels in total and the clothes and hair kept clipping through the body, amvs where it'd just be emo songs playing over a slideshow of fanart of the characters as hot anime boys with too much airbrush shading, the not like other girls memes, the abusive family y/n gets saved by the guy who murders her entire household fanfics, I MISS IT.
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHERE WE CAME FROM?
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
my headcanons for hazbin hotel
tw for murder, manipulation, suicide, and corruption.
Charlie
-Cannot drink energy drinks. It will ruin her for the next few weeks. -Doesn’t look like it, but she listens to 90s rap.
-Cares so deeply about sinners and their struggles, but couldn’t care less about imps and their struggles. -Honestly kind of corrupt. Dare I say the sugary and sickly sweet variation of a politician.
Vaggie
-Is actually not Heaven born, and had a life on earth, but because she fit all the requirements to be an exorcist, they let her do it. They don’t let winners be exorcists anymore because they’re “imperfect” like vaggie was.
-Was verbally abused by Adam.
-Actually does still have an angel form of a moth, it’s just very subtle.
-Charlie tends to glow a lot, and moths are attracted to light.
-Is going to enter a villain arc after being in a toxic relationship with Charlie for so long.
-Very good friends with Husker. They bonded over hating alastor and pull pranks on him. Sometimes when Alastor has a moment, he lays down on the ground. When this happens, vaggie and husk poke him with a stick repeatedly.
Angel Dust
-A very complicated person. Doesn’t exactly fall into a category of person, and is instead just all over.
-Secretly a massive metal head. -His feet hurt from walking in heels constantly. -Horrified of spiders
-is occasionally possessed by the spirit of bigotry, causing him to say something like “GOD TOLD ME TO WIPE THE HOMOSEXUALS OFF OF MURRICA!1!1!1” in a really deep southern accent. He will then go back to normal and talk about how scary that was.
Alastor
-His father took his own life in front of Alastor when he was only 3
-He perceived Roo as an imaginary friend when he was alive. When he was a child-teen, Roo would manipulate him into killing people for her. Which doesn’t excuse it at all, btw. -Thinks he can fight hygiene.
-His name was Alexander when he was alive.
-He was an edgy teenager who would follow the stereotypical teen thing where you go up to your room and thrash to heavy metal when you’re upset. However, because heavy metal and thrashing weren’t really a thing at the time, he would go up to his room and tap dance in anger. He would plant bombs under people’s cars during Halloween and called himself “The Alligator” unironically as some type of street name.
Husker
-Chews up Alastor’s medication.
-Had some issues with his mother that led to him being the way he is. -Tired of living.
-Can build a tank engine from scratch. -catnip gives him headaches
-He’s actually chubby
Niffty
-Head is usually empty
-Lobotomized.
-Was married to Vox in the 50s. She was too emotional for his liking, so he had her lobotomized. But the lobotomy only made her violent. So he stabbed her 3 times with a screwdriver and dragged her dying self to a deep puddle of mud and threw her in the puddle to drown. This caused her need to keep everything clean. She only subconsciously realizes that.
I don’t have any sir pentious headcanons rn. I hope you liked the ones I have :)
Alastor's nice little daily walk in Pentagram City.
Omg my blanket was cooking near the vent and I just threw it over my cold ass legs agjfneoosle it’s so nice
I'm still not okay after reading the Playlist for When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing by @sunsetplums, still listening to the playlist too ˙◠˙ p.s. Birb’s name is Mango, she used to live with the fic’s author but passed away just a couple days ago so now Jayce is looking after her. Faint music on the bg is My děti ze stanice Bullerbyn by Květy