A Pet Peeve Of Mine Is When People Characterize The Narrator As An Innocent Victim Of Tyler's Plans..

'I'm a top" "I'm a bottom' okay??? I'm Jack's raging bile duct??? I'm Jack's cold sweat??? I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise??? I'm Jack's inflamed sense of rejection??? I'm Jack's smirking revenge??? I'm Jack's broken heart???

not to be dysphoric on main but i really would give anything to have a penis

The level of dysphoria where you have to tell yourself you aren't acting feminine you're just a multifaceted person with different parts and those parts are important to be well rounded

"they're the same person" "they're different people"

They are a result of mitosis 🦠

The man dresses like he just got home from school I cant take it

Fight club did not work on me I got too attached to the narrator and dream of wearing ties and trousers

Corporate World.

Thank god I’m not a gay guy I’d be Evil as fuck probably killing people too

The narrator is like the American Mark Corrigan mayhaps