This Is Absolutely Not That Deep But It Drives Me Crazy How There Is Like 7127727272 Various And Deeply

Space monkey pov. This is the guy you’re throwing your life away for?

Worst bank robbers in the history of mankind!

Thinking hard about Al Pacino in a gay bar

do you think they made the narrator’s boobs into soap after his top surgery?

There's something so sexual about the back of a cross stitch piece. Like seeing all of its insides is just too intimate. Put some clothes on.

Even Marla's hair should be falling out

I need balding narrator. Balding Tyler. Balding everybody. They all need to be 'thinning' and narrator needs to be in deep denial and spiraling about it

Thank god I’m not a gay guy I’d be Evil as fuck probably killing people too

me on the fight club wiki: Jack Moore? uh yeah you dont have to tell me i was already planning on it 😝😝

the crowd goes wild, people are clapping, david fincher shakes my hand luigi is freed

*tearing my nails and fingers open from anxiety* wooow blood. blood from my favorite hit cult movie fight club

being obsessed with characters who fucking suuuuck is awesome cause when u suck u can go waow I am Just like [x] and thentake a moment to process that's probably not a good thing and then shrug and keep being a boy and/or girl failure or just like a failure in general too i guess