Turtleforce 141 as requested over on twitter 🥰
Do it for him
trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement
not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions
unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights
MY YAOIS! ^o^
Fight Clubs your Stobotnik
i love the way you never get to reading that thing that interested you
they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
if i had a girlfriend i would let her shoot me
YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS.
Even Marla's hair should be falling out
I need balding narrator. Balding Tyler. Balding everybody. They all need to be 'thinning' and narrator needs to be in deep denial and spiraling about it
I need balding narrator. Balding Tyler. Balding everybody. They all need to be 'thinning' and narrator needs to be in deep denial and spiraling about it
i watch seinfeld and fujo tf out
Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
That american psycho monologue about how dark and messed up patrick is but it's me and instead of murder its wanting to fuck George costanza from Seinfeld
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when the club is fighting or something
We should do this again sometime.
My pencil isn’t working BRO.💔
The narrator is THE gayest man alive. Stop staring at your friends burnt dick after he pissed in the soup you freak. Stop mentioning how it looked like a cooked shrimp you [REDACTED]
having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy
Pointless Fight Club AU where everything is the same except Tyler Durden is a fully transitioned trans man and the Narrator meets him while pre-everything and still struggling with feeling the need to supress his masculinity. Instead of soap he and Tyler run a gray market t gel operation. Is this anything
Are there any fight club fics where Tyler gets eaten I hope there is I can totally see narrator eating a guy