Cainxo - Cain

"Your honor, my client is innocent! He's a freaking knife for crying out loud!"

one of my favorite kinda ridiculous rituals in ancient greece was the buphonia, a special athenian sacrifice during which an ox at work is slaughtered, which is technically considered an act of murder. now that wouldn’t be all that exciting in and of itself except that the knife used to slaughter the ox is then put on trial for murder, found guilty, and then gets thrown in the fucking sea

Don't forget david and hawt dawg man

Did anyone notice any familiar faces in #LifeisStrange2? 😱

National Anthem (demo). 

For some reason people stopped talking about autonomous zones after the CHAZ was shut down, so most people don’t realize that both George Floyd Square in Minneapolis and the James Talib-Dean Memorial Encampment in Philadelphia are still autonomous 3 months later

They’re also both facing regular threats of invasion and could really use visibility and support. The cops are expecting to be able to clear these places out without anyone else noticing

my asshole cat once again comes to me and does his usual indications for “hey, there’s a problem I need you to fix, please help.”

because I love him and he is weirdly smart and actually really good at figuring out problems and getting help (like when he lets me know the bird feeder is empty because he wants to watch the birds) I trustingly get up and follow him.

he reaches the window, outside of which is a thunderstorm. he is very afraid of thunderstorms, and normally does not go anywhere near the windows when they happen. upon reaching the window he indicates in his usual fashion, “here is the problem, please fix it.”

no idea whether to be flattered and endeared that my cat thinks I control the weather, or frustrated because my cat is now mad at me for refusing to control the weather on his behalf. this is the second time this has happened.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that happiness is not a destination. It is an ongoing battle. So I am confident, and you can call it arrogant if you want, but it took me a very long time to get to this place, so I’m staying here.

Max: I’m a good person.

Chloe: You just said you thought about shoving a person because they were walking too slow.

Max: But I didn’t do it! And for that I am basically a saint!

High musical school?

Ship cat of HMS Barham, 1915