90% Of All Star Wars Media Is Just "this Random Kid Has Come Aboard My Ship. Huh. Guess I'm Their Dad

"...those who have touched red lyrium—or even come near it—report that it "sings" to them, like whispers in the mind that slowly drive them mad..."

Codex entry: Red Lyrium

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🏙️ thechampginon Follow

literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.

🧀 tethrasbitch Follow

"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras

🏕️ meribella Follow

op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw

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🌿 quirkyorlesian Follow

I want to go to Ferelden.

I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.

I wish I was Fereldan. :(

🐄 cheesegirl Follow

sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao

🌾 fereldan-detector Follow

Fereldan.

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⚫ magerights-deactivated090331

Need to get dicked down again :-/

🎇 firegirlballs Follow

This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡

🐜 faggotkirkwall Follow

what no dick does to a mage

🎉 mageheritageposts Follow

Heritage post.

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🌌 elfroot Follow

She dark on my spawn till i hurlock

🎉 wardencommander Follow

i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads

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🍊 fujoshiandraste Follow

situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻

#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore

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☄️ mabariboy Follow

What the fuck happened to this poll .

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⚔️ sickoelf Follow

i think i hauve the blight

#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU

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Imagine having a femboy and a soft boy in a relationship together,,,,,,,could be me🥺

idc this song is about the inquisitor + cole when you choose to make cole more spirit than human

YES COLE PLEASE HE NEEDS YOU.

(Cole is a character from Dragon Age Inquisition, the very best boi)

i think there's a very simple and achievable way of fixing fabian's home life and well-being right now. a really great one, a possible one, in fact, and that is

My grandson...... Fahbiahhn. What a pleasure, it is. To behold you and grasp your cheek within my hand once again. I have received word, through the falling of a dove's gentle wing, that my daughter, Hallariel, has left you without the guidance of any of your adult Elven guardians. It brings a great sense of shame, to me, to witness my own daughter behaving so unkindly to you, in your short time here, on this mortal plane, so very short, as short as the falling of a leaf from a great Elven oak to the ground. So I seek now to aid you, my grandson. Away from our homeland as I may be, I shall use the great Elven magics to bestow upon me knowledge of your strange land, and how I shall assist you in your mortal ways of life. You need not enter trance by your lonesome in this manor no longer. ...Pour-tie? I know not of this word you speak of. Come. I shall teach you the method in which to prepare Elven Fantasy Box Macaroni And Cheese.

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