Why Do All Of His Friends Just Pick Him Up And Carry Him Around By His Scruff Like A Stupid Little Cat

Love the ship but why do they have to call it mortycest that sounds so gross

FR!!! Like, that just makes it sound like a proship (I still don’t know if selfcest counts as a proship and I’m scared to know the answer). I mean, I get why it’d be difficult to come up with ship names for all the Morty’s cuz they all basically have the same name, especially when ur shipping a different Morty with Morty Prime since he’s usually just referred to as Morty… I mean, with say slick and the one glasses Morty (idk what he’s actually called so I just call him that) the ship name could be slick glasses or some shit (an unfortunate ship name ngl) but then what am I supposed to do with EMorty and Morty??? Cuz I can’t use prime or C-137 since that mainly refers to Rick prime and Rick c-137! We need to figure out a better name for this! I mean I call EMorty Evan in all my fics and headcannons so maybe it could be morvan? Evort??? God, ship names r difficult

Sry for the rant lol

No one loves the light like the blind man

randy and adam yuriversion pls…plz

I love drawing girls yes yes yes I don’t know if you meant ship art or not but I can’t draw that anyway

colt nd adam… whehehehehehwhehdhfvfbdbdb

really sad no one lets joff aeound cats anymore cos if he had lived past boy king TELL ME he wouldnt have had an evil lap cat he pets like a bond villain

they should’ve grabbed their shit and gone the fuck back home after those lame ass bombs failed

First Grantaire in a while.