Latest Posts by calderyaoi - Page 3

BOOOOOOO!!!!

AHHHHHHHHH

do it fart

no im too pretty to fart

im ur biggest fan

im YOUR biggest fan king

really sad no one lets joff aeound cats anymore cos if he had lived past boy king TELL ME he wouldnt have had an evil lap cat he pets like a bond villain

mental illness

idk lol

People give joffrey way too much credit acting like he's some kind of all powerful megasatan or smth. Like it's nice that you believe in him n all but all you'd need to do is slap him and he'd start crying lol

imagine if got was animated omg 😍

weird little guy

Doing yaoi research on asoiaf fandom rn it's actually kinda surprising to me that joffrey/robb isn't really a thing I feel like that's obvious toxic yaoi material...like not saying I ship it or anything but it feels like a no brainer...if this was a more yaoi oriented fandom I feel like it'd be a thing

skrunklies

At this point it was like a one time chance, I mean.. he has a healing factor, so it was worth it?

happy holidays, i'm minutes away from fainting

Another day another post about characters that would not fucking say that™

look atmybabiesinthecorner

something important

Ik this has been done before but I love it so I’m drawing it

mortys falling for mortys, same old story

I CRIED THE ENTIRE TIME I DREW THIS

I LISTENED TO NOTHING BUT SKILLET, THREE DAYS GRACE AND EVANESCENCE AND I FUCKING WEPT

*pushes Slick at lizard morty* go help him with his shedding NOW

Slick yelped as they both fell on to the couch, “That’s a personal matter, plus he doesn’t even need help with his shedding anyway.”

But I doubt it.

Slick N Specs Morty

I can’t find the vine I was referencing but I recently caught Mr. Drama Implant and remembered I was gonna draw these bbys more

Love the ship but why do they have to call it mortycest that sounds so gross

FR!!! Like, that just makes it sound like a proship (I still don’t know if selfcest counts as a proship and I’m scared to know the answer). I mean, I get why it’d be difficult to come up with ship names for all the Morty’s cuz they all basically have the same name, especially when ur shipping a different Morty with Morty Prime since he’s usually just referred to as Morty… I mean, with say slick and the one glasses Morty (idk what he’s actually called so I just call him that) the ship name could be slick glasses or some shit (an unfortunate ship name ngl) but then what am I supposed to do with EMorty and Morty??? Cuz I can’t use prime or C-137 since that mainly refers to Rick prime and Rick c-137! We need to figure out a better name for this! I mean I call EMorty Evan in all my fics and headcannons so maybe it could be morvan? Evort??? God, ship names r difficult

Sry for the rant lol

Thinking about how Slick’s wish didn’t really come true

Evil Morty's name

...I'm under the impression that the show very much does not want us to call him "Evil" Morty.

1. The name was coined by the fans, not the creators (if this article is to be believed, at least):

2. A different name was handed to us, but it didn't catch on:

3. Evil Morty seems to me to be pushing the idea that being "evil" is something that describes every Morty who rebels against his tormentor...

...which in turn, means it's not defining of him. If a thousand angry Mortys lash out and therefore become "Evil Morty", how does this name differentiate him, specifically? How does it function as a name he'd choose for himself?

We can't really say that only a very small number of Mortys turn against Ricks, either, because he says to Morty Prime: "Now you're Evil Morty too. Sooner or later we all are." If he is to be believed, this means that it happens often. A lot.

...So I think it's a bit like calling Slick Morty "drama implant Morty". There are countless Mortys with a drama implant, but only one who also rolls up his sleeves and is called Slick Morty and who gave his life away in a desperate wish.

4. Rick protests against the name.

5. He seems to be bitter about the name:

6. In the show he claims that being sick of Rick is makes him evil, which can be translated either as:

(a) "I'm so desperate I have no choice but to escape at any cost, even if I have to do cruel things" OR

(b) "you can do any cruel act and it can be overlooked as humorous (couch Morty Prime killing people so he can die old with Jessica cough) but if I do cruel acts so I can escape Rick I'm considered evil"

In theory he could mean either of the two, but I think the first one makes more sense considering it was us fans who named him thus, and we did it because of his betrayal towards other Mortys, not because we judged him for wanting to escape.

7. Considering it turned out he really was worried about Morty Prime, this feels like one more moment where he expresses bitterness and sarcasm towards the name that was given to him:

8. I guess the moniker "evil" can be considered empowering, in a fashion, but I mostly feel this is a really sad part of the empowerment. He escaped, yes, and that's admirable (even if it had to be done at any cost) but that name highlights the absolute worst parts of his struggles. And while he may no longer hope for acceptance, friendship or understanding from anyone, this particular name still feels like it's rubbing in his face that he had to dirty his hands, that his peers are repulsed by him and that he will receive no forgiveness from anyone (at least, not anytime soon). It also reminds me of this post. Strength and cruelty are not the same thing. He is strong but we name him after the cruelty? Especially when we know this is likely only a hurt and lonely kid.

9. I understand that the name may have stuck by now, and even though I admit it has a nice ring to it, I actually hate using it anymore. I like to call him by the one thing that actually sets him apart from all the other cocky or evil Mortys, and that's the one object that is so important to him that it honestly feels like he can't wait to put back it on

that he used to turn the tables against Ricks

that he wears even when alone outside the Curve

that he tries to touch as a form of self-soothing

that his hand slips in his pocket for basically before his enemy has finished collapsing on the ground

x-143 n slick blocks around them exploring the citadel together... comes with a fic drabble

things i could talk about for HOURS:

All of yall who are sexualizing these boys (and YES that includes the show) are evil as hell. You are sexualizing actors who are portraying two REAL RAPE VICTIM'S STORY. You are calling the actors sexy while they are playing a role that revolves around them being brutally sodomized. They bled and you think it's okay to sexualize them? One was hospitalized for damage to his throat from constant rape and you think it's okay to horny post about them? Never talk about them again. I hope to GOD you never get assaulted and some creep makes an incesty horny show about your story. As Tyra Banks once said, "LEARN FROM THIS"