Latest Posts by cand1einthewind - Page 2

This time will be different ghouls don’t worry! I’m going to take care of myself and get new hobbies!

I have a crush …

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

Debbie Harry photographed by Steven Schlesinger, 1966

idk if I need vitamin d, prozac, dick or an exorcism

The Amazing Spiderman (2012) | dir. Marc Webb

Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield

This is no man. This is a rare woodland sprite who lives in a colourful toadstool inside a fairy ring. In reality he is three apples tall and has transparent tinkerbell wings.

God I know it’s not cool to gatekeep but im losing my marbles over Djo’s recent clout. He’s MINEEEEEEE!!!!

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

Anyone down to spoil it all and say something stupid like… idk… it’s silly…

I haven’t been as angsty as I used to and im getting really concerned

Im loving the recent reprise of crazy freak bitch representation! And yes, im looking at you Lisa Swallows!

so all of my ex love interests decided to unfollow me this week??? don’t know what that’s about but I’m gonna assume they couldn’t bare spending valentines without me🤷‍♀️

I have like 13 months left to experience teenage love. This is me desperately pleading to the tumblr gods to PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

Seth Cohen is my one true love. I’m having trouble coping with the fact that he isn’t real and the chances of finding someone like him are slim to none. Take me out of my misery already I can’t do modern dating anymore!!!!!!!

Cried for the first time in 2024 today ⭐️🩷✨

she gets me (my bedroom floor)

I know her tumblr would be fire

Lana Del Rey for skims (2024)

When I die, I hope they put “Fan Girl” on my gravestone before “Daughter, Sister, Wife, Mother” and all that other shit

Pubic hair more like public hair #show bush

2024 Film Diary [2/?]

All Fun and Games (2023) dir Eren Celeboglu, Ari Costa

if you dont learn, you will be taught

in fire, blood and anguish

I was born to put all of my eggs in one basket

the beginning of this edit makes me so weak omg i need him so goddamn badly PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME HIT

I don’t think you guys get it. WHEN👏IM👏VIO👏LENT 👏ITS CARLI👏TOS👏 WAY🙌