candelwhixz - jasper
jasper

minorstolas and shadow kinnie . adhd, suspected autism hyperfixated on sth therian and furry ZOOPHILES DNI!!

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Latest Posts by candelwhixz - Page 7

4 months ago

VIVIENNE MEDRANO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Dude Are You Kidding Me
Dude Are You Kidding Me
Dude Are You Kidding Me
Dude Are You Kidding Me

dude are you kidding me

4 months ago
Soulmates❤️💙

Soulmates❤️💙

4 months ago

STOP THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE 😭😭😭

MY FIRST COMIC! ✨

I TRIED MY BEST FOR SOMETHING REWARDING!

I thank Not_Eli on X for the idea of dialogue, the link from your profile will be below the photo.

And give me some strength there too:)

MY FIRST COMIC! ✨
MY FIRST COMIC! ✨
MY FIRST COMIC! ✨
MY FIRST COMIC! ✨
X (formerly Twitter)

- of Not_Eli72

X (formerly Twitter)

- my profile

4 months ago

me frfr

Real-life footage of me after Sinsmas:

Real-life Footage Of Me After Sinsmas:

(Send help)

4 months ago
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)
He's Fine :)

He's fine :)

4 months ago
Couple School Doodles Of My Baby's Diff Expressions 🧡🧡

couple school doodles of my baby's diff expressions 🧡🧡

maybe more soon if this gets enough attention???


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4 months ago
Wasn't Expecting To Add Stolitz To My List Of 'couples That Can And Will Kick Your Ass Together', But

Wasn't expecting to add Stolitz to my list of 'couples that can and will kick your ass together', but I am all for it.

Yes, this was just an excuse for me to be mildly horny over these Stolas expressions:

Wasn't Expecting To Add Stolitz To My List Of 'couples That Can And Will Kick Your Ass Together', But
Wasn't Expecting To Add Stolitz To My List Of 'couples That Can And Will Kick Your Ass Together', But

Side-note: I love how Stolas's upper eyes in these shots are in 'happy' mode, as if he's already imagining how satisfying it'll feel to punch Andy's smug face 😂

4 months ago

Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child🥺

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. Donate or at Least Share This Appeal.

I am in desperate need of your help.

My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .

I beg you, kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

Donate now:👇

https://gofund.me/46d97a28

i'm so sorry, i'm not in a position to donate at the moment, but i'm posting this to share awareness.. best wishes to you and your family 🧡

4 months ago

close enough now drop s3 and 4

My Secret Santa For @pumpkinchimy Hope Ya Like It! :3 The Event Was Organized By @StolitzSecret

My Secret Santa for @pumpkinchimy Hope ya like it! :3 The event was organized by @StolitzSecret

4 months ago

I'LL FUCKING KILL ALASTOR

When The Discord Decides To Have A “Make Husk Cry” Session….and You Hop On Board Since It Lines

When the Discord decides to have a “Make Husk Cry” session….and you hop on board since it lines up with a story you’re *trying* to piece together anyways 😭 Alastor’s fault, needless to say it gets to Husk BAD. Angel Dust consoles him, sings to him while he sleeps it off…while plotting the SLOWEST way to make Alastor into a pin cushion 😁

4 months ago

HELLOOOOOOO NURSE 😍😍😍

Do It. Pussy.
Do It. Pussy.
Do It. Pussy.
Do It. Pussy.
Do It. Pussy.
Do It. Pussy.

Do it. Pussy.

4 months ago

HES SO BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SATAN HOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Merry Sinsmas 🎄♈️🦉

Merry Sinsmas 🎄♈️🦉

4 months ago

lmaooo what 😭

their wish is my command pic.twitter.com/W4prOOiDal

— aoif !! (@eefathethird) January 4, 2025
Danidraws666: Not them using @hntrgurl13 art for rage bait thumbnail 
Hntrgurl13: The fuck?
"TOXIC COUPLE" and this is them https://t.co/OA50GDGTDi pic.twitter.com/ltpHT4q7NB

— cc 💙 (@ccexii) January 4, 2025
These people overreacting about Stolitz being super toxic yaoi is like gringos complaining about pepper being too spicy https://t.co/qQ5LS9ZxLb

— 💞🍖Pink Lomito🍖💞 COMMS CLOSED (@L0mius) January 4, 2025
they would have never survived nbc's hannibal https://t.co/FwljpRFBAe

— ❄️🃏 sierra 🃏❄️ (@mistmistly) January 4, 2025
Sam Haft: I’m just gonna say it: Hannibal Lecter is problematic 😤
Mistmistly: i can't believe nbc would let that show AIR, let alone force the cannibalistic serial killer x criminal psychologist yaoi down the audience's throats like that ✋️
Sam Haft: and actually I would argue that feeding corpse meals to Will is technically a form of lovebombing 🤨
Mistmistly: how fucking toxic. please, not the romanticization of mr. graham's trauma bond 😩🫵
4 months ago

GIVE ME THE LAST ONEEEEE GIMMEGIMMEGIMME

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4 months ago

im going to shrivel

And what do we do when Blitzø softly kisses the scar on Stolas’ shoulder what then

4 months ago

YESSSSS THEORIES ARE MY FAVEEEEEE

My Checklist for Helluva Boss Season 3!

This list consists of all my theories that I have for season 3. I've been seeing people share their predictions, so I wanted to share mine!

♡ Barbie Wire's reappearance: I have a strong inkling that Blitzø may run to her while he goes to Sloth to pick up Stolas's meds. I don't think Barbie would mention Blitzø almost getting executed but I would love it if it does.

My Checklist For Helluva Boss Season 3!

♡ A Pro Choice Storyline: I want Millie to feel that she has the right to choose whether she wants to keep the baby or not and not let the pressure from society keep her from making a choice. I also want this storyline to align with Stella's backstory where it shows what's it like to have a child you don't want with a man you don't like.

♡ Verosika's Healing Journey: All I really want is for Verosika to at least go back to rehab to help her alcoholism. After Apology Tour and Mastermind, she seems to be doing slightly better.

My Checklist For Helluva Boss Season 3!

♡ Tilla & Cash Buckzo Flashback: I have a theory that Blitzø and Barbie's parents are similar to Stolas & Stetlla, where Tilla stays for the kids, while Cash was abusive. I also want this to be a way to help Blitzø connect with Via, since they've never really interacted.

♡ Loona & Octavia Interaction: I want it to be opposite of Seeing Stars, where it's not a calm conversion. I just want to see Loona passionately open up to Via about having the first 17 years of her life with no parents in an adoption center while Via had the best childhood that anyone could wish for.

♡ More Fizzarolli: I just like the clown twink.

My Checklist For Helluva Boss Season 3!

♡ The Divorce is Finalized: The divorce was initiated in S2E1 and by S2E4 Andrephelus was talking about compensation for Stella. Then S2E8, Stolas says that he won't dwell upon the divorce, and in S2E11 Andrephelus refers to Stolas as "horny ex husband" to Stella but as her "husband" during the trial. I don't think the divorce was ever finalized. With this I want Blitzø to find out what kind of wife Stella was to Stolas.

♡ Striker vs. Blitzø: I don't have a prediction on how this'll happen but I would love to see Blitzø get angry for Mastermind and Western Energy. I also want Striker to say something petty like "Didn't you say it was a transactional fucking?" (S1E5).

♡ Barbie joins IMP: I don't think she'll stay long but it would be cute to see Blitzø help his sister out.

♡ Stolas's Weight Gain: To me, I feel that Stolas struggles with body image and self confidence. Stella literally called him "scrawny" and a "twig" in S2E1, and I feel like his eating habits are not healthy. It's literally cereal and absinthe. I would love to see him try Blitzø's cooking and explore new food items where he gets a bit heavier (and his thighs get thicker).

♡ Moxxie & Stolas Interactions: They are great characters but I want them to have friends outside of their partners. Stolas can sing with Moxxie and they can eventually watch musicals together. I really just want them to have a friendship like Blitzø and Millie does.

My Checklist For Helluva Boss Season 3!

♡ Stolitz Cheek & Forehead Kisses: I'm still not over the fact that Stolas was unaware that Blitzø kissed his cheek in Mastermind. Also, they've seen each other's holes already so they deserve to be soft with each other.

♡ Andrealphus Failure: I've had this theory since the end of Mastermind where hell would basically freeze over to an apocalyptic wasteland because Andrealphus doesn't know how to use the Grimoire or do any of Stolas's duties. It can be easily forgotten (because we don't see it really) that Stolas is like a tarot reader/astrologer and he curses the moon during the Harvest Moon Festival so that the farmers can grow crops. Andrealphus is a peacock that has ice powers do geometry.

My Checklist For Helluva Boss Season 3!

♡ Octavia's 18th Birthday: After that Sinsmas fight, I don't think Andrealphus will just let Via have Stolas's possessions. He'll most likely do anything to get rid of her and keep the power. I can see him trying to marry her off to someone and Blitzø and Stolas find out. I would love to see Blitzø slip up and call Octavia his daughter when he's trying to save her. I can see this being the finale and Season 4 is the aftermath.

My Checklist For Helluva Boss Season 3!

♡ Stolitz Conversation: Eventually, Stolas and Blitzø are going to have to finally talk all that happens between them. I really just want them both to apologize and Blitzø drops that he loves Stolas. I've been waiting for these two talk it out for three years!!

4 months ago

let my baby innnnnnnnn

Propaganda Under Read More:

Propaganda under read more:

This imp is a very broken individual. Most of the ways he reacts to people is from experiencing life on hard mode. His dad sold him for spare change and an extra slim condom to then steal from the royal demon family. He accidentally caused a fire that destroyed his family's circus, greviously injured his best friend, and killed his mother. He rejects people that get to close to him for fear of being rejected when he opens up to them.

As it is, most of his friends and family are in the found family and he could really use their presence in his life to help ground him and make him more stable and happy.

In the last few episodes and shorts of the show, he has been going through his emotions more and learning how to deal with his trauma. Hopefully this will help him grow for the better for himself, his friends, his family, and his business.

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He needs a hug and a family

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his dad sucks and his relationship with his brother is a struggle and he destroys every intimate relationship he touches and it's really sad and i just think he could really use a family. please. i need to force connection and emotional enrichment upon him . he's a good person at his core i think. he just needs like….. to learn to trust a little


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4 months ago

I LOVE DEEP ANALOGIES LIKE THISSSSSS AAAAA

Blitzø is actually really good at Art

From an Art Educator Perspective

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

Okay so I saw some posts on Blitzø actually really enjoying art and that being his passion other than horses. I don't know if in the fandom we have had this consensus or if this is a hot take on my part, but Blitzø is actually really good at drawing.

You may ask why I know this and why I am so confident?

My credibility: I literally specialize in it.

I am a professional artist. I am a High School Art Teacher, who got their degree in art education and attended a well acclaimed art school.

(Self-taught artists are extremely valid and you do not need to go to art school to be an "actual artist". I am bringing up my background to show that I have a lot of knowledge of the development of fine motor skills and the ranges of art abilities and how to further improve them.)

As an educator, if Blitzø was a student and I saw Blitzø's drawings/doodles I would automatically recognize that he was actually advanced in abilities. Based on looking at his drawings I can tell if he were to actually take his time and focus on something he could create really beautifully detailed/rendered artwork.

You may ask how I know this??? I'm glad you asked.

THE AMOUNT OF LINE QUALITY THAT IS DEMONSTRATED IN BLITZØ'S DRAWINGS IS INSANE.

✨Art Lesson time✨

Okay so everyone learning to draw goes through the necessary stages of development

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

I'm just going to give humans as an example because obviously this is a fictional demon we are talking about.

Generally everyone goes through these stages as they grow and work on learning to draw. (Prodigies are extremely rare and I've only seen one once)

Art skills are like a sport. You need to train in order to develop fine motor abilities and control in your hands. The more you draw and do art the more you gain control of your muscles. It takes a lot of time and years of work to improve.

When a person's fine motor skills aren't as developed their lines tend to be shaky and they have less control. The more a person draws the better their line control becomes.

(Think of when you were little and you were first learning how to write)

The way I can tell how advanced Blitzø is, is through his line quality.

Now what is Line Quality?

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

This is a screenshot from this wonderful article

What Is Line Quality In Art? Examples & Exercises | Enhance Drawing
Enhance Drawing
Often, line quality is an overlooked aspect many beginner artists don't research much. But it is one every artist should know and practice.

So in Blitzø's artwork he very much illustrates good Line control, force, thickness, and fluidity.

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

Okay first of all I want to Mention

THAT BLITZØ IS DRAWING IN PEN. You can tell this because different parts of the Calendar are crossed out with his scribbles. Also anybody with a calendar knows you have to write with a pen.

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art
Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

LOOK AT HOW CLEAN, FLUID AND CONFIDENT THESE LINES ARE DESPITE THAT HE IS DRAWING IN PEN!???

My assumption is that Blitzø is not using a reference for these drawings. You could make the argument that he has photos for M&M, Loona, and Stolas; however, he definitely does not have a photo of Striker.

I want to mention how dynamic of a pose he is drawing people in. He isn't avoiding hands at all. All of the hands are relatively accurate (Strikers especially).

In these drawings you see variation in line weight meaning parts of his lines are thicker to thinner. So Blitzø is purposely pressing harder and lighter to show variation and depth. His lines are very clean. I don't see repetitive Stokes and lines for the shapes. He is really confident with his mark making and you can tell because his lines aren't shaky at all.

By looking at his line quality and how clean it is you can tell he drew it quickly.

Not to mention he actually has a huge range of items he can draw confidently including and not limited to horses, weapons, leashes, cars, demons, and of course genitalia.

Blitzø isn't what you call a one trick pony 🐴 when it comes to what he can draw.

You can see this skill demonstrated in his other doodles.

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art
Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

You can even see this ability demonstrated in his drawings on the whiteboard

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

Okay anybody who has drawn on a whiteboard knows that they are difficult to draw on.

Whiteboards smear and are very streaky. In this photo you can tell where Blitzø made a mistake or changed information. Notice that none of his drawings have any smears. That means he did these drawings in literally one take.

I also want to mention his drawings in spring breakers. He is speed drawing directions and illustrating a plan perfectly to his employees.

Blitzø Is Actually Really Good At Art

HE IS LITERALLY RAPID FIRE SPEED DRAWING HERE

His drawing of Veroskika which he DREW FROM MEMORY.

Demonstrates the following:

Line control, Line Confidence, Line Fluidity, Variation in Line weight, and still has relatively correct proportions!?

Basically shut up MOXIE?!!! He did a good job!

Why have we not seen more detailed Blitzø artwork?

Okay so I as we know in the show Blitzø puts his doodles everywhere. So if he is good at Art why isn't he showing his artwork he spent a long time on????

The answer: he's insecure

Showing someone your art is a very vulnerable action. This is especially true if you spent a long time on it.

If someone doesn't like or makes fun of your doodle you can brush it off and be like well it's only a sketch and I did it in under 5 min.

It's a lot easier to show someone a silly little horse drawing you did than something you poured your heart and soul into.

We already are aware that Blitzø is insecure and has self-esteem issues. He literally covers his face in the photos of himself throughout his apartment. He is a very guarded individual. Of course he wouldn't show people the art he spent hours on. What if people reject them? They judge him for spending that much time? What if they see how much he actually loves them?

Blitzø feels like the kind of person who would crumple up or destroy his art that he spends long amounts of time on. It's a way of self-sabotaging yourself and further self-loathing.

Now do I think he has these hours long art pieces/drawings????

ABSOLUTELY

My guess is that Blitzø most likely has a hidden sketchbook. Artists tend to draw their loved ones and especially their children and partners.

There is no doubt in my mind that Blitzø hasn't been doing long observational drawings of Stola's especially when he is sleeping.

He has most likely been drawing Loona all the time. Why do you think he takes all the photos? Those are his references. He has probably been drawing detailed artwork of his loved ones this whole time (and of course horses too lol).

In conclusion

Blitzø actually can draw really well because his doodles demonstrate high levels of skill in line quality.

Going forward I would really appreciate if someone actually finds Blitzø's sketchbook or portfolio of his artwork he spent large amounts of time on. It would be really cute. It would be adorable if Loona or Stolas found them.

Blitzø could gain more confidence and put is artwork he really cares about on display 🥺

I also just want Moxie to find out and eat his words. (Guys I swear I don't hate Moxie 😂)

Thank you for joining me here today on my Ted talk on how I think Blitzø is actually a talented artist. I'm just an art teacher who has problems with how much helluva boss lives in rent free in my head.

4 months ago

SOMEONE ANYONE DRAW THIS

Blitzø: Hey, Stolas? There's something I... I wanted to talk to you about... Cause... I know you're going through a hard time and you might be too overwhelmed with all that at the moment, and that's totally fine, and I get it, and all that, but...

Stolas, confused: What is it Blitzy?

Blitzø: I-i... I get it if you don't want to right now... Or ever, but... I just... I was a bit confused about... Us, y'know and I wanted to ask you if you maybe would like to... *Mumbling:* Be my boyfriend?

Stolas: Wait what?

Blitzø: Fuck, ummm... I know you might not be ready yet or you just don't like me like that and it's totally cool, and all, I was just wondering if you would want to... Date me, maybe?

Stolas: WE'RE NOT DATING?!

Blitzø: What?!

Stolas: I-i thought we were... Since y'know, we live together, you make me breakfast every day, and we cuddle, and kiss, and we were dancing on the balcony... I thought it was obvious we were dating.

Blitzø: Oh... *Processing* oh... Okay, umm... Nevermind then?

Stolas: Wait, so... You want to be my boyfriend, right?

Blitzø: Yeah, of course. Would you... Like to be mine?

Stolas: Oh, absolutely.

*and then they kiss*

4 months ago

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT OMFG THATS SO ADORABLE HELPPP 😭😭😭

Idk what it is, but there's something cute and endearing about Blitzø just grabbing and using Stolas’s hand in place of his own here.

Idk What It Is, But There's Something Cute And Endearing About Blitzø Just Grabbing And Using Stolas’s
Idk What It Is, But There's Something Cute And Endearing About Blitzø Just Grabbing And Using Stolas’s
4 months ago

like father like daughter lol

Oh My,they Are So Ugly(no Offense😅)
Oh My,they Are So Ugly(no Offense😅)

Oh my,they are so ugly(no offense😅)

4 months ago

squiiiiishy face

Kisskiss

kisskiss

4 months ago

STOPPP KILL ME 😭😭😭🧡🧡🧡

"Masterminds Comfort"

I love them your honor, I had to do something after Mastermind 😭💖

4 months ago

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I CANTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

Blitz tries apples for the first time

Blitz Tries Apples For The First Time
Blitz Tries Apples For The First Time

i thought that perhaps some foods from the Earth are considered a dainty (or rather unavailable). so yup.

basically based on this cute tiny picture i saw somewhere :)

Blitz Tries Apples For The First Time
4 months ago

DAYUM HE BUSTY

@heyjay177art Has Done It Again! I Asked Them To Do Blitz From Me And @eyecandyeoz Hellaverse Story,

@heyjay177art has done it again! I asked them to do Blitz from me and @eyecandyeoz hellaverse story, And The Whirlwind is in the Tree. I wanted Blitz on a throne and in Wrath, since he basically became the leader of their little apocalypse group.

If you can't tell, his right horn is broken. The story explains why.

4 months ago

not anymore!! we're getting a HEALTHY STOLITZ RELATIONSHIP WOOOO (soon at least)

candelwhixz - jasper
4 months ago

wait i'm so confused how were they selfish?? he sacrificed everything for someone else.. i think that's more self/less/ than anything tbh

4 months ago

season 4 canon

Season 4 Prediction (reference To The Bbt)

season 4 prediction (reference to the bbt)

4 months ago

KILL ME NOW 😭😭

I understand I've already talked about Blitz both literally and metaphorically brightening Stolas' life in a few different ways in a previous post, but can we talk about the fact that you can see this kind of thing play out with the rest of the I.M.P crew as well?

I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life
I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life

Like, just look at how much color entered each of their lives after Blitz became entered their lives in some fashion. Just look at the sheer contrast of dark and bright colors between the before and after pictures.

I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life
I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life
I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life
I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life
I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life
I Understand I've Already Talked About Blitz Both Literally And Metaphorically Brightening Stolas' Life
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