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Emma: Welcome to the 'fuck Ted' support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that creep.
Paul: But first, a few words from our newest member.
Hidgens, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-
Aradia: three am is such a p0werful time. there are pe0ple sleeping. there are pe0ple partying. there are pe0ple having a m0vie marath0n. there are pe0ple crying. there are pe0ple l0ving. there are pe0ple dying. there are pe0ple living. t0gether at three am.
Vriska: Don't romanticise three am everyone should 8e in 8ed!!!!!!!! Go to sleep 8itch!!!!!!!!
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TED: Hello, everyone! I’m Theodore Huxley, but I’d more than appreciate it if you called me Ted instead! And this is my good friend, Penny.
PENNY: Hi! That’d be me, in case you thought the succulent was named Penny.
TED: It’s the middle of term break, so I- we- thought it’d be a lovely idea to start a little blog together. You know, reach out to the masses and all that.
PENNY: Besides, he really needs a break. I thought that maybe this would be a good one, if you guys play nice! So don’t be afraid to send us questions!
[ASKBOX OPEN FOR TED AND PENNY]
what do u mean i shouldny reblog sutff i made
Jade: trans people can do anything :)
June: i'm gonna do arson!
Jade: trans people can do arson :)
Calliope: trans people can bUt shoUldn't commit arson. it's rUde.
Dave: trans people can and should commit arson
Calliope: please do not commit arson. jUst like in general. no one shoUld commit arson.
Roxy: trans ppl MUST commit arson!!
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol
I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.
i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.
Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!
Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.
If any of you like homestuck please consider becoming a mod for my side blog!
hello fellow homestucks!!
im opening up mod submissions. if you want to be a mod dm me on @worldsworstroxykinnie with what u want to be called, any characters u kin, ur age, and ur main blog (or whatever blog u want im not a cop)
i want more mods for this blog so i can post more consistantly, as i really suck at that. u dont need to do a lot- just write a quote every now and then. also well have a discord server that we can hang out on whichll be lit.
if i get any mods ill make a discord server where all the mods will be,, mods.
please reblog this!!
-Mod Roxy