Horribly Nasty Thoughts. (cuddling, And Holding Hands, And Giggling, And Tracing Your Face Gently With

oh arthur...

we all know about you mr candleman

I am known across the lands, aren't I

To a gigantic little game that changed so many lives

My goal in life is to wear a ball gown. PLEASE

that one steven universe meme

sometimes you just gotta listen to white girl music

holiday season's kicking my ass :(

"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

what punishment would you say fits your crimes

What have I done :(