All Ending

New chapter! Sick!Reader this time.

This is definitely Alfred's work desktop IM NOT JOKING I SWEAR THIS IS MY HEADCANNON-

Funny Ameripan scenario

Japan always seems so uninterested when visiting America in their home country. They always seem so neutral about everything, even the cool monuments. But, the MOMENT America goes to Japan in their home country America finds a room FILLED with American stuff. This is how America finds out that Japan is a complete westaboo and secretly buys assortments of American stuff.

New chapter baybeee!

I know everyone is freaking out about Winston, Emma and Blue Legolas but I wanna focus on Alfie here :(

Because!!! This IS Alfie. He’s a child. An orphan. He feels lost and scared because for four days now he’s been made to FEEL special. I said it before, but being “chosen” probably feels like a dream come true for him, after being abandoned on an island for roughly a year.

Edred keeps calling him Seng. And for all intents and purposes ALFIE is more than happy to fit the bill because why wouldn’t he? He’s probably no more than ten years old! He has magic! Some cosmic ghost is making him see wonders beyond reason

But THIS is also Alfie!

He’s a street wise orphan kid who KNOWS how to fight! He’s fearless. He’s willing to defend himself and I think he genuinely LIKES Copernicus and the rest of only because he’s used to working as a team. He literally SEES them as his gang, it’s all he knows after all! It’s an easy camaraderie.

Alfie was LITERALLY severed from Seng here yet still CHOOSES to fight.

What’s becoming more and more apparent is that these individuals might be the last incarnation - not because they’re “the wrong vessels” but perhaps because the spirits who have been trapped neigh a Millenium need to finally let go. THE REINCARNATED SPIRITS are the ones who need to move on.

Because Winston is right! Emma would never hurt anyone! She doesn’t want to! That’s the basis for a very good hero in every case! And yet - Edred insists she just let Malinda take over to do what they’ve always done - a method that has YET to actual defeat the great evil they’re after. Go figure.

There’s value and heroism within Emma and Alfie, they’re not what’s “wrong” with this incarnation. They might very well be what’s right.

I bring you an idea I had sturring up for human Paracelsus/normal Paracelsus. As apart of the oath to stop feeding off of blood, aba tries to find a food Para would like. They go through typical foods (Hotdogs, fries, pizza) until they land on his favourite, jelly donuts. Even though I don't see Para liking sweets in favour of both of them being healthy, he can't help but treat himself to a jelly donut every once and a while. (Btw his favourite flavor of jam is cherry!)

Made a short angst story about Aba and Paracelcus, hope you guys like it!

This image is so fucking ameripan/fruk/gerita coded.

I swear to all those who are holy and true I'm gonna hurt someone if I get another bot follow.

People first playing slayer in strive: "ohhh no, the move that does 10 quadrillion damage (last resort) has such a HARD imput! It's IMPOSSIBLE!!!"

Oh my God, do you even KNOW about dragon instal 2nd in xx. BRO, THAT SHIT IS SO IMPOSSIBLE. listen to this bullshit...

3 QUARTER CIRCLES!!!

3 OF THEM!!! AND A HEAVY PUNCH!!!

Last resort PALES in comparison to the input for dragon install 2nd.

Watch this video and you'll understand -