Spider Skizz

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Day 24: Joe of the Hills!

He's just a guy.. kinda :P Look at those gorgeous eyes! Bonus full photo of him and Cleo:

As always: All journal posts, @hermitadaymay fundraiser post, and go follow @enkays-den for all the hard work they do!! + click to see our fic ao3

IMPULSE VS JIMMY IN TORTILLA SLAPPING!!!

feat skizz surprising impy with a rouge slap lmao

My internet has been stuttering a lot recently but it did produce this screenshot

My powers... The have returned! This can only mean one thing... The next chapter is out! Ok but I'm all seriousness thanks for this gift you've given. Not trying to be cliche but this story your writing is a gift that I am VERY happy to have! Have a good day/night and don't stop doing what you enjoy! (I almost wrote dont stop believing! lol)

I intentionally took a while to respond to this one because I was saving it until I had the next chapter ready but..... it took a lot longer than planned. whoopsies xD

also thank you for the kind words!! I'm overjoyed at how well-received my silly little guys have been, and the asks and comments have been FUELING me, let me just say.

anyways, next chapter will be out within a couple days!! I just gotta write the end and make the art, but it's coming. Prepare yourself.

((this is a threat))

This is the funniest screenshot from the charity stream I think. The fucking LAYERS of it. Joe’s content smile. Iskall’s stance of defeat. Skizz watching like a proud dad at a football game. False taking blackmail photos. Excellent image 10/10

Everyone steals loves impulse’s shirts…….at the detriment to impulse….

"We can't all be god's favorite."

-- GeminiTay, reacting to Scar being blown up by his own charged creepers that he dropped right next to her.

Man, I love Gem. Her sense of humor gives me life.

Please tell me you'll be posting the translations for the galactic? Or that someone in the tags will, bc it makes my head hurt to try but I desperately want to know

We will, but only after all the journal pages are released, on our ao3! If you stick around, your patience will be rewarded. Until then, the galactic is a secret for the people willing to translate it >:)

For the brave (assuming you can distinguish between this and Enkay's handwriting lol):

Edit: some people have posted and reblogged with translations, if you want to look for them :-) You can use the skizz's journal tag on this post to search

ARAHAHHHAHAHAHH

Okay, imagine you're me, super excited and happy because you just found a new fic! A skizzpulse college/university au, that's going to be around 30 chapters give or take, has an interesting plot, AND has amazing writing! A home run if you ask me.

Then, like any normal person, I look at the comments on chapter one,

I see your profile, "wow, that looks familiar, wonder where they got it from" *little did I know.*

Then I look at your name. "HOLY SHIT THIS IS CANNIBAL WALLEYE!"

And suddenly it all clicks together.

I found you from your fanart for Amethystfairy1, and later fell in love with your style and other art. (But APPARENTLY I forgot to follow you. Unbelievable.) You are actually the main reason as to why I posted *my* fanart for tt, and later other art!

Your art really inspired me, and I want you to know that! So finding a fic that I INSTANTLY love, and later finding out that it's made by YOU doesn't even feel real!

I am so hyped for this, maybe even more so now that I know it's you! The first three chapter have been nothing short of AMAZING and I can't wait to see the rest!

...I hope you don't mind the long "ask" (or me getting kinda sappy lol), hope you have an amazing next night of sleep, and remember to eat and drink!

awwww thank you 🥺🥺🥺

I'm thrilled that you like my au so far! I'm very excited for it and all the support here and in the comments has been so inspiring and motivating, so thank you <3

And thanks for the art compliments :D I actually joined tumblr because of Amethyst and it's all kinda devolved from there (aka, I've been irrevocably infected by the Skizzpulse bug and CANT STOP making art for them rip) Anyway, it's always fun to find another person who reads her stuff! I aspire to that level of dedication in writing

also I'm honored that I inspired you to post your art!! (I just looked at it and about died laughing at "he don't bite" lmao) Your designs are immaculate, I have to say, especially Martyn's.

Thank you so much for the ask!!! <3 I'm glad you're excited for the next chapters because I'M excited for the next chapters and I'm going to go write them right now because this has motivated me <<<333