Why Is It That I’m Keen To Be Devoured By You

#i never noticed the tear

Game of Thrones, Star Wars, and Marvel: we’re in the endgame now, we’ve come to the end of an era. me:

The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)

Sony making an oscar front running movie with the one (1) Marvel property Disney cant get their hands on.

I turn my back on DC for 1 month and all the sudden Dick isn’t Dick anymore and we see the Batdick™

I have never played a Resident Evil

i am fucking DONE.

Guess who sucks at pretending not to care.

Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item. 

Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.