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true love is watching a crappy movie just because your favorite actor is in it

This is the only day you can reblog this ever

Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item. 

Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.

But what could be greater than a King? A hero.

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

Tony:

earth’s greatest defenders

I  CANT STOP LAUGHING SOME GIRL IN MY ART HISTORY CLASS’S BOYFRIEND “CARDBOARD CHRIS” JUST FRIEND REQUESTED ME ON FACEBOOK 

IM NOT EVEN FRIENDS WITH THIS CHICK ON FACEBOOK IM LOSING MY SHIT

So my phone is all like "Hey, I'm at 6%, you should probably charge me"

And I’m all like “Hey, Enterprise’s shields were at 6% when they were fighting Khan, but I don’t see anybody dead,”

Early morning funny.

I never thought the Venom movie would be decent or reach anywhere near the success that it’s getting, but it feels so good.