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Deadpool 2(2018) Opening Credits: Directed by one of the guys who killed the dog in John Wick ;) ;)

Me, a die-hard John Wick fan who walked into the cinema knowing full well that the director was David Leitch, co-director of John Wick(2014):

Being the uncle of spiderman is the equivalent of an anime mom wearing a side braid

Chris Hemsworth angry writers reinvented Thor in Avengers Infinity War

Thor: Ragnarok signalled a massive change for Chris Hemsworth's hammer-wielding character, which in turn sparked rave reviews and huge Box Office returns.

‘I came into this and called Joe and Anthony and said, “Look, don’t write me the old Thor, we’ve got a new Thor now,”’ Chris said.

He was referencing the highly acclaimed shift towards a comedic, self-referential tone he and Taika made with Ragnarok.

But instead of observing his request to keep the character’s newfound mojo alive, the Russo brothers reportedly told him they’d ‘reinvented’ the character once again.

Chris recalled his response: ‘I was like “no, no, no” and I was really protective of what I’d created with Taika.’

They explained that the new direction was in line with the higher-stakes of the Avengers film, and to ensure the character worked well in an ensemble cast.

Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item. 

Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.

Avengers 4 (2019)

All the fighting between the Stars and the Avs in this game? Just Unresolved Sexual Tension from when they catch each others' gaze from across the socially-distanced elevator rides in the hotel.

Girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want titan-killing long-term booty calls