Call Me An Ice-pick The Way I Need Head From A Communist

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

succubus who can’t take your soul because there’s laws about that kind of thing now but she 100% can still sign you into stupid magically binding deals. if you want a blowjob your mortal life is forfeit until you go down the street and get her an italian sub because shes kinda hungry and doesn’t want to do it herself

gonna start saying insane shit like fpreg and girlpussy just to normalize it

*Goes to edit a meme in the iOS Photos app*

*See ‘markup’*

*Get so hard I pass out*

if you are going to fuck that tgirl you will do it like you love her or not at all

❗Tip: You can add more RAM to your trans robot girl by simply ramming her on all fours. It doesn't actually add RAM, but it does get her processor speeding up, and that's close enough.

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Loading Screen Tip: You can hold the princess to make her feel better.

Therian bottom? You mean a stuffed animal?

Hi there! I’m Lux, a 24 yo transfemme (she/her pronouns) Making a blog for real finally and hopefully not gonna just lurk lol- y’all probably should be prepared for random bullshit posts that are an eclectic mix of shitposting and hornyposting.

This pinned is gonna be a WIP for a while so it’ll change, but as per usual TERFS AND MINORS DNI THIS IS A TRANS NSFW BLOG

I'm paid by the woke necromancer to have a bunch of mimic chests in my dungeon to trap and forcibly feminise unsuspecting adventurers. Its a pretty decent side gig honestly, although having to clean up after the trap chests after they fill the cum-drunk 'warriors' with their feminising seed is a bit of a pain, it brings in good money and the influx of bright-eyed young heroes desperate to save the kingdom from the cruel tyranny of the lich king has lead to significant growth in the instantloss forcefem sector of the economy. The low cost of entry is also quite nice as often woke necromancers will reimburse you for the cost of the mimics, although they will take their cut of the mimics and adventurers offspring to carry out their dark plan. Overall i'd highly recommend making a pact with woke necromancer to any aspiring dungeon boss, but if you do want to do freelance herobreaking and breeding then that is an option.