Gold Ring With Pearl And Garnet Cross, Frankish, 450-525 AD

My girlfriend told me this once a night out and it's lived rent free in my head since

The School of Susthens

Another great book I'm still working on is Don Quixote. Reading the book makes me want to write music for it so badly but how could anything ever compete with Strauss' best work? zomg !! X__X

One of my pet peeves are those “official lyric videos” that are completely useless as lyric videos because they make the font two pixels tall in messy cursive and make it spin around the screen constantly

Saving for later!

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

He just says “what a shame” the whole movie 🙄

Rest in peace arcade gannon you would’ve loved shit talking movies while watching them

Exactly!!!! He’s just like Howard Hughes fr

Capt Nemo: Imma tell you how my ship works and how I stay alive underwater in excruciating detail

Prof. Aronnax: Oh hell yeah gimme all that science

Nemo: And I'll tell you exactly how I managed to build this ship without anyone finding out

Aronnax: I believe every word of this increasingly ridiculous story

Nemo: Now it's time for my diatribe about how I hate land and will remain underwater forever

Aronnax: Go off, queen

Nemo: Aaaand that's all you need to know I guess

Aronnax: Cool cool cool. I definitely don't need to know who your crew is, where they came from, how many there are, or how you managed to convince ~100 people to give up life on land and just live underwater for the rest of their lives

Nemo: Yeah lol why would you care they're not like PEOPLE

Arronax: lololol totes bestie

Nemo: oh btw we don't have a doctor

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

Worm helmet