A Guide To Exploring Abandoned Churches

If you go alone, don’t bring a flashlight. You’ll see things you don’t want to.

Don’t bring groups bigger than 12.

Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.

If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.

If you try to read the hymnal, the words won’t be english anymore.

The Bibles will be blank until you confess.

Don’t go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don’t want to know what he really is.

The cross on the wall changes locations, don’t look at it for too long.

If you see someone praying at the altar, don’t approach them. If they approach you, don’t talk to them. Leave immediately.

If you hear the organ playing while you’re in the basement, know that your time is running out.

If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary, your time is up.

Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don’t look for it. Let them have it. It’s not worth your life.

If you find a rosary, don’t put it on. It won’t help.

The water isn’t holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won’t work.

Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.

Don’t get seperated from your friends.

If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you’ll enter another plane of reality with no way back.

If you don’t spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.

You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn’t there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.

Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That’s a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.

I feel like the overlap between people who are into yarncraft and people who are massive fantasy nerds is pretty high, so here is a thing:

Leo, the man behind MMario Designs, has sadly passed away. His family have made all of his knitting patterns free on Ravelry, and there are some gorgeous designs up there.

Do you like the Circle of Magic series by Tamora Pierce?

Tris:

I Feel Like The Overlap Between People Who Are Into Yarncraft And People Who Are Massive Fantasy Nerds

Briar:

Frostpine:

Are you a Discworld fan?

Out Of Cheese:

Banks of the Anhk:

Lady Margolotta:

How about Mercedes Lackey’s Valdemar books?

Flames of Vykaendys:

Harper Hall shawl:

Harry Potter?

Godric:

Salazar:

Tolkien?

Shire Gardens:

Oakenshield:

Smaug:

These are only a few, you should totally go and check out the literally hundreds of designs up on the Ravelry page.

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captainscruptious

4 years ago

Okay I've done a lot of research to find old mcr posters to print and hang on my wall and since I spent hours on finding them I figured I might as well post them here so yeah enjoy :)