Latest Posts by cardinalsinner - Page 3
Waiting for the day all duskwood jake stans finally admit they got a praise kink.🤨🧍
Pass it on Challenge
The Batfamily do a Tiktok trend to get more involved with their fans.
Y/n: I'm passing this phone to the shortest person I know.
Damian in the distance with his sword raised: DIE
Dick: DAMIAN NO-
>>> One small intermission later
Damian: I'm passing this device to my favorite.
Dick: I'm passing this to Damian's least favorite!
Jason: ...
Jason: I'm passing this to the one with the ugliest hair.
Dick: I-
>>> Another intermission later
Dick, on the verge of tears: How could you say that?
Damian: APOLOGIZE NOW OR GET IMPALED
Jason: HE STARTED IT-
Y/n: This family's a fucking nightmare.
>>>
Dick: I'm passing this to the one with crippling self doubt.
All the Bat kids: Be specific.
Tim: ...wow.
Tim: Anyways I'm passing this off to the one who's the most innocent.
Cass being given the phone: I-
Cass to the camera: I spat at a woman once.
Cass: Anyway, I will pass this to the clumsy one.
Stephanie: I'll pass this on to the nerdiest of nerds!
Babs: I'll pass this on to the most underrated brother
Duke:
Duke: *tears up*
Duke: I'll pass this on to the most helpful of the family
Dick: that's my que!
Alfred: Ahem.
Alfred: I will pass this device to the one with the most mental issues.
The rest of the Bat family: B E. S P E C I F I C.
Bruce with the phone now in hand:
Bruce: Alfred, I could fire you, you know?
Alfred: Not in this lifetime, Master Bruce.
if shang-chi flops on the box office i will kill all of you
Emma Stone kissing Andrew Garfield with the Spider-Man mask on will forever be my favourite moment from behind the scenes of The Amazing Spider-Man 2
look me i’m the eyes and tell me this isn’t what happened in the trailer, you can’t
Mystic Messenger Chat Guide!
For those who still play Mystic Messenger or are just starting out- please enjoy this all-in-one chat guide! (*´∇｀*) if you use please reblog!
Hiii, is your Batmom stuff in order like where do I start, like I read some here and there and they're amazing so I was wondering if there's a chronological order?
Hey ! …Hum…there could be a chronological order…Ok well, I’m gonna spend my next hour giving you said order eh. On my masterlist blog, the stories are basically in the order I posted them, but I believe I can make a chronological order and a sort of timeline. Here it goes :
So there’s two kind of Batmom stories. The ones that are connected, the ones that have the same “main” Batmom, and stories unrelated with those, usually one shots. And here we go, let’s start with my “main” Batmom (also a good way to do a list of all the connected stories haha) and a somewhat chronological order :
There used to be a story where my main Batmom and Bruce met at a charity Batmom was having (she’s a writer that was starting to be famous and had a charity to give easier access to books to disadvantages population in Gotham) but hum…it got accidentally erased. I still remember the story though, so maybe one day, I’ll re-write it. Anyway. This is where it’s suppose to begin.
The first time he saw you
Making him work for it
“You’re not hard to love, Bruce”
“You made me hide under the desk” (erotica)
“My last happy birthday was my eighth one…” (Bruce birthday special)
Insecurities shmunsecurities
The Break-Up part ¼
The Break-Up part 2/4
The Break-Up part 2.5/4
The Break-Up part ¾
The Break-Up part 4/4
“The art of taking care of the woman you love” (TW : periods)
Making Bruce Wayne blush
“Can the Batman get flustered ?”
Smol Dickie and Jaybird
Wedding and pop-corns
“My biggest mistake” by Jason P. Todd
The Batmom Glare
Ma Broosh !
Silly Bat’
The first time they called you mom
“You have kids ?? And…A WIFE ?”
Behind closed door (erotica)
“Just play the damn game with me !”
Period drama with mama
Tears
“Self-care is important you IDIOT !”
Pierced (Tim x Batmom)
Fun Fair with the family
The Batkids watching “The Omen”
The Batkids watching “The Lion King”
How terrible it is to love something that death can touch
“Admit it, Bruce” (erotica)
“Your wife is hot”
“Your wife is hot” part 2
“You’re…you’re Bruce’s father !”
“Mother, it’s your day”
Anonymous Hate
Never piss off a magician
“Mother has been poisoned”
Valentine’s day is a stupid holiday
Burrito Blanket Batmom
How to tame a Wayne
Wild Child
“Jigsaw is coming for me”
In which the batboys fight to know which Hogwarts’ house is the best
Oh shit, it’s father’s day !
The Last Pit (part ½)
The Last Pit (part 2/2)
My mom is better than yours
Each tattoo is a story
Short bonus convo : Bruce and Batmom gross out the Batboys
“Did this miscreant hurt you mother ?”
Pierced
“Are we not gonna talk about the elephant in the room ?”
“You’re mister J’s new obsession, Sugar” (part 1/3)
“You’re mister J’s new obsession, Sugar” (part 2/3)
“You’re mister J’s new obsession, Sugar” (part 3/3)
“That’s not how you negociate !”
Death, Amnesia, and 4 coffee please
“You’re cute when you’re jealous”
“My parents are gross…ly in love"
“Where did the coffee table go ?”
It’s Alfred Day !
“Vacations are rare for the Waynes”
Beach Bod’
I’m not drunk, you are
The Batkids watching “The Omen”
The many times Alfred Pennyworth walked in on his master and his wife making love, and that one time his young masters wished they were blind (erotica)
“It’s her, but it’s not her !” (part ½)
“It’s them, but it’s not them !” (part 2/2)
“Talk to my son like that again, and I will end you”
Batbrats
Can you be friend with your husband’s ex-girlfriend ?
Early Mornings with the Bat
“Is Father…drunk ?”
A Mother’s love : Burst of Affection
Sick Day
“I’m done with you, Mr. Wayne”
“I can be myself around you”
“I want a divorce !”
Alive (NSFW)
How to remove a Wayne safely
The comfort of Loving arms
#MyParentsAreLosers
“Hopefully, no one will notice”
“She should cut her nails” (part ½ of the League teasing the “batlovers”)
“Bruce…sucks !” (part 2/2 of the League teasing the “batlovers”).
The Talk
“BATMAN IS NEVER JEALOUS”
“You slept with Superman ?”
The List (erotica)
The wrath of a short woman
Random convo between Batmom and Broosh
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore… 1/3 (Marvel Crossover)
“I don’t like cats”
Odd socks
Halloween in…December ?!
I’ll always be here for you
Tickles and loss
Happy Holidays
“My last happy birthday was my eighth one…” (Bruce birthday special)
Short bonus convo : Batboys want a sibling
Batman doesn’t eat pie
Good Night Rituals
Baby Wayne
“I’m lost without you…”
“You’re not even my mom !”
Polichinelle
The Great Mall adventure
Master of Diaper
Shaky steps and bad teaching
“Go away, you’re confusing my baby”
Wild Child 2, “We want them back”
How do you make babies ?
The day he understood what Death means
“Mom got lost again”
Don’t wanna go
And when I’m gone…
My Mother’s apple orchard
After Batmom’s death
And then all the unrelated stories, and obvs those are not in any particular orders :
“Bruce, my heart, I think Alfred likes my mom !”
Catching the Bat’s heart
Sneaky Bastard (Erotica)
A chance to say goodbye
Fate is a bitch part 1/?
Fate is a bitch part 2/?
Relationship headcanons part 1/?
“You could have anyone you want !”
Behave
“I don’t wanna get married”
There is nothing left of him
“Let me get one thing straight…I’m not !”
Three parts of a whole (Batman x Reader x Superman) (Erotica)
Professor Wayne ¼ (Teacher!AU)
Professor Wayne 2/4
Professor Wayne 2.5/4
Professor Wayne 3/ 4
Professor Wayne 4/4
The single rider line
“Can you be my dad’s girlfriend, please ?”
“My fake boyfriend is a billionaire ?!”
Yeah wow. Most of my stories are the “main” Batmom eh…
PS : I TOTALLY meant to do it by the way, to have a timeline. It was my plan all along to create a sort of universe, with a timeline that makes sense and such. I totally knew what I was doing, definitely didn’t make that timeline up on the spot…Nop’ nop’ nop’. Always meant it. Since day one. Ahem. #whenyourealizethatyoucreatedatimelinethatmadesenseanddidn’tdoitonpurpose
Jason Todd apologist? How can I be called a Jason Todd apologist when he’s literally never done anything wrong in his whole life?
people who love dc AND marvel
fucking elite
Masterlist
Currently work in progress
Here’s every pieces I wrote! I also added my edits in the end. Enjoy my stuff :)
DO NOT REPOST ANY OF MY WRITING. NEVER. NOT TODAY. NOT TOMORROW. NEVER.
** = Smut
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Ambience for each Type
INTP: Night Elves
INTJ: Dumbledore’s Office
INFP: Starlight
INFJ: Shell Cottage
ESTP: Pirates of the Caribbean
ESTJ: Winterfell
ESFP: the Lion King
ESFJ: Rivendell
ISFJ: Narnia
ISTP: Asgard
ISTJ: Gotham Rooftops
ISFP: How to Train Your Dragon
ENTP: Naboo
ENTJ: Jurassic Park
ENFP: Hunger Games Forest
ENFJ: the Shire
I don’t have anything else of his, so… thank you.
ANDREW GARFIELD as Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
i just think his watch collection is neat
If you’re ever having a bad day, just think of how excited Peter Parker would be to learn everything about you
holland + co. masterlist
organised by date: oldest ↠ newest. [word count] ** = contains nsfw content. do not interact if you’re a minor. full masterlist || sort by au
— PETER PARKER —
↠ all peter blurbs can be found here.
— SERIES:
↠ bloom [21.6k; completed] ↠ soulmate au.
in a universe where you see in shades of black and white before meeting your soulmate, peter parker is the one to make your life burst into colour, and cause the love inside your chest to bloom.
— ONESHOTS:
↠ the practicalities of spooning [1.8k]
you don’t quite understand how spooning works, so you ask your best-friend-turned-crush, peter, to explain it to you. demonstrations ensue.
↠ take my jacket (take my whole heart too) [2.1k]
after being stood up on a date, spider-man drops by on your way home and manages to put a smile on your face.
↠ breaking windows [3k] — avenger!reader.
you’re thor’s daughter and may have a teeny tiny crush on your classmate and fellow avenger, peter parker.
↠ 9.45pm [3.7k]
you work the closing shift at a bakery and spider-man makes a habit of appearing at 9.45pm to walk you home.
↠ I’ll take care of you [4k] — college au.
you’re a med student who falls into the habit of patching up spider-man.
↠ places we won’t walk [4.5k] — avenger!reader.
when you have superpowers thrust upon you, sacrifices have to be made. some more willingly than others.
↠ cuddle buddies [3.4k]
you’re touch-starved, peter’s your best friend, and there’s a whole lot of unresolved romantic tension between you.
↠ zip it [6.2k] — avenger!reader.
you didn’t think it could get any worse than the shared bed at the hotel, but then you find out you have to pretend to be peter’s girlfriend for the duration of the mission. it really feels like the universe is laughing in your face.
— TOM HOLLAND —
↠ all tom blurbs can be found here.
— SERIES:
↠ the fame game [59k; completed] ↠ fake dating au.
there’s just something about tom holland that makes your blood boil. he walks around like he owns the world, always with an unhelpful quip or irritating smirk on hand. you can’t stand him, and your feud has burned hard and bright for three years. everything changes following an explosive evening at the oscars, when a questionable encounter with the paparazzi lands you in some hot water with pr. the only way to save your shattered public image is to agree to the unthinkable: tom will be your boyfriend, and you will be his girlfriend - and this might just be your hardest performance to date. — enemies to lovers.
— ONESHOTS (aus):
✧ *:･ﾟmob!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ as you are [6.8k]
who could’ve known showing up to work late one night would put you in touch with a mysterious stranger, capable of turning your life upside down?
↠ uncharted territory [4.2k] **
you’ve been with men before, but you’ve never been with tom. he’s intent to prove that he can show you satisfaction beyond your wildest dreams.
↠ die for you [7.6k]
tom’s got a secret: you want to know what it is, he’s desperate to keep you in the dark. unfortunately for him, secrets have the habit of coming to light eventually - sometimes in the worst way possible.
↠ meet your match [5.9k] **
it’s always awkward when your boyfriend meets your ex. but it’s a whole new level when it transpires that your ex-boyfriend is the leader of tom’s rival mob.
↠ getting his fill [3.7k] **
you’ve been a brat all day, and tom’s had enough.
↠ settle [11.7k] **
distance may make the heart grow fonder, but you’d spend every day by tom’s side if you could.
↠ stuck with(out) you [15k] **
when the law finally catches up to london’s most notorious mobster, tom learns that nothing is fair in love and war.
✧ *:･ﾟboxer!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ sucker punch [9.5k] **
after blurring the lines between casual hookup and deep romance, your relationship with star fighter tom holland came crashing to a rocky end with you leaving for a rival gym. now, it’s three months later, and it’s fight night - and there’s more on the line than just the championship title…
↠ ritual [8k] **
with the championship fight less than two weeks away, tom adopts a series of frustrating pre-match rituals….
✧ *:･ﾟprofessor!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ adore [15.8k] **
your history professor is remarkably attractive, and you can’t quite seem to kick the crush that you’ve managed to develop on him…
↠ under the desk [3k] **
professor holland has a special assignment for you…
✧ *:･ﾟ richkid!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ dirty little secret [7.5k] **
it should be the perfect morning. a catered brunch, views of the country club’s pristine front lawn, a bottomless supply of mimosas… yet, you yearn for scandal, and nothing is going to stop you from stirring up trouble.
↠ taunt [14.8k] **
your relationship with tom is like playing a game of cat and mouse. he’s certain it’ll end with the two of you getting together, you aren’t so sure.
✧ *:･ﾟfrat!tom ･ﾟ:*✧
↠ no control [17.5k] **
tom can’t stop thinking about harrison’s girl, and it’s starting to become a problem. — in love with your best friend’s girl au.
— ONESHOTS (no au/other):
↠ come cuddle [1.4k]
your (very pouty) boyfriend is back from filming, and there’s only one thing on his mind.
↠ quiet nights [2.1k]
tom’s had a bad day. luckily, there’s always somewhere he can go for refuge.
↠ underneath the mask [3.1k] — prince!tom.
a masquerade ball, a young prince, and his one love. tom’s fed up with obeying the rules and steals away with you for a night of respite from his hectic life.
↠ the box [4.2k]
you feel a mysterious object in tom’s pocket…
↠ accidental proposal [2.1k]
you accidentally propose to your boyfriend tom.
↠ lingerie [3.9k] ** — famous!reader.
your co-star tom offers to photograph you in your new lingerie, and it only escalates from there.
↠ one million [4.3k] ** — famous!reader.
you’re not one to shy away from competition, so when your co-star tom approaches you with an opportunity to secure the ultimate bragging rights, you aren’t afraid to play a little dirty…
↠ head over heels [2.9k]
tom’s been head over heels for you for three years. no matter how hard he tries, he’s never able to get the words out. but it’s harrison’s 24th birthday, and tom really can’t keep his feelings a secret any longer.
↠ warm [3.1k] **
it’s a lazy sunday morning, and you spend it wrapped up in tom’s arms.
↠ crash into you [20.2k] ** — hockey!tom x skater!reader.
you can’t stand the ice hockey team. they’re loud, brutish, and incredibly annoying. it’s just inconvenient that you can’t seem to stop running into their star player, an irritatingly suave man called tom, nor deny the way your pulse quickens every time he’s around…
↠ the sweet spot [22.5k] ** — actor!tom x chef!reader.
life is good with sam holland as your best friend. together, you own and manage london’s newest up-and-coming restaurant: the sweet spot. it’s just an added bonus that his brother happens to be incredibly attractive… — best friend’s brother au.
— HARRISON OSTERFIELD —
↠ all harrison blurbs can be found here.
↠ if you feel the same [3.7k]
six months ago, you said goodbye to your best friend harrison as he left to travel the world. now he’s back, and you don’t really know how to act.
↠ say goodnight [2.7k]
you and harrison broke up before he left to chase his dreams in hollywood. with 5,000 miles between you, you’re both struggling to adjust to life without the other — exes to lovers.
— HARRY HOLLAND —
↠ all harry blurbs can be found here.
stop making (y/n) DISTINCTLY white, emphasis on the ‘H’.
whenever i read reader insert fanfics and i see (y/n) but also “my porcelain skin” “my blue eyes”, basically aryan, i sit and wonder what is running through most writers minds. because i know my BLACK mom and INDIAN dad didn’t create a white child.
if it’s an oc what’s wrong with it being a poc, it might shock people to know that not everyone’s type is caucasian. how can you have blm in your bio but also show zero representation towards literally any race other than your own kinda makes me feel ✨sick✨
can i not read a cute fluffy black reader fic about chris evans. LET ME show him what plantain is. LET HIM put product in my hair. LET ME teach him how to make some sexy seasoned chicken with amazing well cooked rice. could you imagine reading a fic where poc reader is famous and well respected, THE SHOCK I WOULD EXPERIENCE IF I READ THAT, but for some reason people can’t fathom the fact they could write that unless they’ve been asked by someone.
I COULD SCREAM
if i don’t start seeing more (y/h/c) or (y/e/c) more i might go crazy. WHY DONT WE START WITH ACTUALLY WRITING MORE POC READER FICS.
even on tiktok that whole trend white girls started with the finger point acting as if they created it no darling you watched some movies with token black female characters in them and took it to tiktok as if you invented something.
p.s. i ran out of tags but let’s not forget there’s also #x you. can you believe that. some tags have x you. as in the person reading it.
this is a “playlist” of fics/blurbs that i like to read and that help me when i am going through different moods or situations. i thought i would share it and hopefully you will enjoy it, or it may even be helpful to you. most fic recs are tom and peter, but there is some arvin, harrison and harry also. all my love - mabel <3
→ note: all nsfw content and sexual themes are marked with * throughout. please respect the writers wishes when it comes to 18+ content.
✰ a fic rec playlist:
for when you need a quick lil pick me up
for when you want your heart to ache a little more
for when you are caught up in a thirst trap**
for when you wanna read something spicer**
for when your heart needs a little warmth
for when mother nature knocks at your door
for when you are tired of reality
for when you want a taste of the darker side**
for when you are hurting
for when you wanna ride an emotional rollercoaster
I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS COMING BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY 😫😭
Not to be extra or anything but, this gif alone can make me pregnant.
His face looks so stupid hot it makes me want to gnaw my own hand off.
Me watching the first episode of Umbrella Academy: damn Diego is cute but kind of a dick I don’t think I like him :/
Me watching the rest of Umbrella Academy, where we get to see Diego as a ridiculously hot secret softie that loves his mom, drinks his respect women juice, and calls Luther out on bullshit:
complete college rafe masterlist
UPDATED 5/06/2021
college rafe, coho!rafe…all your favorite rafes.
HEADCANONS/ONESHOTS
college
college rafe - lax bro edition
sex with college rafe - 18+
sex with rafe + his dirty stache - 18+
college rafe films you during sex - 18+
college rafe takes care of his drunk gf
college rafe takes care of his sick gf
college rafe gets jealous - 18+
hockey!rafe
coho!rafe plays hockey
sex with coho!rafe wearing his jersey - 18+
coho!rafe gets into a fight
coho!rafe and his playoff superstitions
coho!rafe + sex toys - 18+
midsummers with coho!rafe
coho!rafe + the video - 18+
good game - 18+
squirm - 18+
taking care of injured rafe
taking care of drunk rafe
learning how to skate
morning sex - 18+
hockey!rafe & hockey!jj - the origin story (written with @oopmyheartwent-obx)
coho!rafe getting drafted
hockey!jj: the road to the nhl (written with @oopmyheartwent-obx)
buttons series (coho!rafe)
part one - 18+
part two - 18+
BLURBS/DRABBLES
hockey!
coho!rafe jersey sex cont. - 18+
coho!rafe wakes you up in the middle of the night
hyping coho!rafe up pregame
coho!rafe’s fan club
coho!rafe + concussions
coho!rafe + bad day at work
cuddles w/ coho!rafe
coho!rafe finds you in the crowd
coho!rafe visits you at work
coho!rafe as a student
coho!rafe comforting you after a test
car sex with coho!rafe - 18+
coho!rafe after a big win - 18+
coho!rafe after a hard practice
coho!rafe pregame superstitions
coho!rafe’s gf wears another jersey
coho!rafe deals with his gf’s period cramps
coho!rafe + horror movies
coho!rafe after a bad game
coho!rafe after a rough game
coho!rafe squishing your cheeks (soft)
coho!rafe squishing your cheeks (nsfw) - 18+
coho!rafe wearing a chain - 18+
coho!rafe + WAP
coho!rafe + signet ring - 18+
coho!rafe + shower - 18+
working out with coho!rafe
getting rafe’s number tattooed - 18+
first time (oral) - 18+
rough sex - 18+
squirting - 18+
hanukkah with rafe
pro!rafe in the bubble - 18+
pro!rafe (bubble) + video from the fam
christmas with pro!rafe
rafe on the road
college!
college rafe with a camcorder - 18+
dirty talk - 18+
office sex - 18+
spanking - 18+
head w/ college rafe - 18+
frat boy rafe
thigh riding - 18+
halloween
college rafe pulling you out of a fight
dad!rafe
hockey rafe + baby jersey
telling rafe you’re pregnant
bump
ministicks
family skate
winning the cup
big brother
qb!rafe
how y’all met
qb!rafe teaching you how to play
coho!rafe smut blurbs (18+)
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X
XI XII XIII XIV XV XVI XVII XVIII XIX XX
XXI XXII XXIII XXIV XXV XXVI XXVII XXVIII XXIX XXX
XXXI XXXII XXXIII XXXIV XXXV XXXVI XXXVII XXXVIII XXXIX
i forgot to post this on tumblr skbdiwgeiwv woops anyway i made some ghibli edits (link to the second one)
Asra: Babe, why do I smell something burning?
My dumbass apprentice, with a defeated sigh: I was trying to water the flowers
Asra: Honey. Babe. Darling. Light of my life. How the holy fuck did you accomplish that?
My dumbass apprentice: …In my defense I was left unsupervised.
#𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 : i love my friends so much, i will cry and i have done before.
Artbreeder Obey Me Guys
Lucifer, Diavolo
Mammon, Leviathan
Satan, Asmo
Beel, Belphie
Simeon, Solomon
Not me, a mixed girl, (black and white), thinking I could have a life with Arvin in the 1950's 🙄🙄🙄.
I'm outta here✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼.
Ever.