This Is All I Shall Know It As

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Hey, I feel like Roundabout by Yes could be the next Darude Sandstorm, like imagine leaving the answer to the question "What song is at ...?" and them looking up Roundabout and listening for 40 seconds and realizing they got memed, twice

Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.”

Robot: “I am already very funny.”

Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s not a joke you’re telling.”

Robot: “I do not need to tell jokes. I can always make people laugh when I want them to.”

Human: “That isn’t going to work forever! Eventually it’ll stop being funny when you say chimi—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “God. Ahahaha. Fuck. Okay, yeah, that’s always going to be hilarious. Still, I think you sh—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “Stop! I’m—hic!—I’m going to—hic!—I cant breathe! Why do you say it like that?!”

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

No one’s around to help.

this guy is from an alternate timeline

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

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