Carefry - CF B

*finger doesn't come out*

Oh no, it's becoming sentient

an old man

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

He's tryna chill too

The Pokémon franchise’s refusal to commit to whether non-Pokémon animals exist raises some interesting questions about other categories of life. Clearly some (but not all) plants are not Pokémon, but what about, say, microorganisms? Are there single-celled Pokémon? Are bacteria tiny Pokémon? Do you have Pokémon living in you right now?

The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

long range melee weapon 

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.