They took jaboukie’s blue check after this tweet
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*
It looks like we're Binky
I haven’t told The Arwing Story since Livejournal and the me of half a lifetime ago is so validated right now
to the last I grapple with thee, thou all-destroying white elephant
to the LAST
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
fingers in his ass sunday
hmm. Monkey : )
I want it
people say the animorphs covers are *creepy* but the actual in book transformations are all like ‘then her face cracked in two, her organs melted, her bones all snapped and reformed backwards, and her fingers and toes fused together. she couldnt cry because her tear ducts didnt fucking exist anymore. everyone looked at the ground so they wouldnt throw up looking at this’
fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick
NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth
*in spanish*
Hey who wants to see the best frame from the original Spiderman movie
The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I
i’m going to cry this is the cutest thing
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
The Pokémon franchise’s refusal to commit to whether non-Pokémon animals exist raises some interesting questions about other categories of life. Clearly some (but not all) plants are not Pokémon, but what about, say, microorganisms? Are there single-celled Pokémon? Are bacteria tiny Pokémon? Do you have Pokémon living in you right now?