Caribou1 - Abel Scratchmen

@caffiene-ink

Beowulf is Andy Dwyer and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Weird

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

NSFW HC on... Van Augar Honey~ :3c

GO GET FUCKED LU>:C

PREFERABLY BY ACEBUT YOU KNOW

A SANDPAPER CACTUSWORKS TOO >>>:C

NSFW:

He’s good at oral.And will take his time bringing his partner to orgasm again, andagain.

The best way todescribe his sex is intense. It’s not particularly rough, but there’salways a lot of passion and power in it. He keeps eye contact withhis partner as he squeezes their hips while sliding himself inside ofthem.

Loves brushing hispartner’s hair and running his fingers through it during after care.As well as pulling them close to his chest and pressing soft kissesto their forehead.

Can you believe Percy went from this

To this

In only one season??

he needs to know that i love him

y’all wanted more Zeppelis, y’all gonna get more Zeppelis

This is a whole bunch of thoughts I’ve been brewing w my wife @hearditbothways in our wider university/modern au where everyone lives, nobody’s evil, (and also stands still exist but everyone just uses them for domestic /mundane purposes)

Might do the Joestars next but theirs is way more buck wild than this lmaooo

Some notes about the family in the au under the cut:

Keep reading

Babby

when i tell jokes to my friends… i’m the only one that laughs. 

Has this joke been done yet??