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I feel so embarrassed to say this because I think a lot of people don't like this character but I do (and I like this character a lot more than I'd like to admit) but can I have some general, romantic, nsfw headcanons for... Laffitte? Thankyousomuch

Hmm, interesting character choice! I kinda like the guy, he seems really cool!

Laffitte General, Romantic, NSFW Headcanons

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how would teach, van augur, and burgess eat pussy

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Teach:

While he’s mostlygreedy, oral is one of those things he just does with no questions,no qualms. Just sits his partner right down on his face and gets towork with that big tongue of his. Eating his partner out like hislife depends on it. Always very noisy whenever he works his tongue.He’s rearing to go once he’s done though.

Van Augur (I’m seeing jesus brb):

Jesus christ, ifyou want someone to make you scream, Augur’s probably a candidate forthat. His secret little sadistic side comes out whenever he eats hispartner out. Making them moan out his name and tremble from a singletouch is his goal. He loves just having them ride his tongue while hesqueezes their thighs. Goes for several rounds before he lets hispartner have a little mercy

Burgess:

Another foreplayguy. He takes it very seriously though. He’s gotta put his dick inthem, he at least should warm them up. Burgess is all about clitaction and sucking gently on it. Once he’s got them soaking wet, hegoes in for the kill.

(I feel like healways aims to make his partner squirt, or at least orgasm so hard hehas to gentle nudge them back to reality)

How bout a headcanon Van Augur and Laffitte being parents of two children :3

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VanAugur with two children:

Augur raises his children to beserious, determined, business types. If they even THINK of rebelling,he’ll send them one look and suddenly they’re applying to MarineHarvard with honors. His children would grow up to be scholars, orsharpshooters like him.

Children are a mystery to him. Hedoesn’t know how they ‘work’ so to speak. So it creates a littleawkward tension with them.

He wants them to be entertained,but with his line of work he ends up picking out books and scatteringoff. The books are usually thick college textbooks. He seriouslydoesn’t understand kids. Help him.

Augur does put them to bed,making sure they brush their teeth, take any medications, and are alltucked in. He’ll ruffle their hair and stay with them until they fallasleep.

He takes them everywhere he goesthough, he REFUSES to get a babysitter in a fear they might want tohurt his children.

He is very light-hearted with hischildren though. Especially if they’re toddlers, he’ll let themdangle on his cape, or try his dorky hat on. He’s a good father.

The other members of the BB pirates tease him about it, butthen they remember how dangerous he is lol

Laffitte with two children:

Lord, these children are not going to grow up 'normal.’ They’ll bethe kind of children that laugh at blood, and think that murder istotally acceptable… as long as you don’t get caught. (Seriously,imagine two sweet little cherub faced kids with knives, chasing downmarines while laughing. That’s Laffitte’s children.) They grow up tobe future serial killers like their old man, or bounty-hunters.

Laffitte does his best to understand his children. He always makes ita point to enrich himself in whatever they like. Taking them to,let’s say, a ballet if they’re interested in dancing, or buying thema chemistry set if they like that sort of thing.

He also refuses to get a babysitter, mostly because babysitters areterrified of him AND his children. (He did get a babysitter once, andshe was found stuffed in a toybox five months later. He scolded thembecause “Those toys are ruined! Is this how you treat your toys?”)

Laffitte often kisses them goodnight, but doesn’t tuck them in, orhum them to sleep. He’s got stuff he needs to do once they’re out.

Laffitte dances with them, all the time. Just swinging them around asthey giggle happily. Such a happy family

Avalo is terrified of his children because they tried to cuthis tail once. Laffitte just laughed and patted their heads.

Beowulf is Andy Dwyer and nobody can convince me otherwise.

HEY HELLO HIT ME UP ON SOME VAN AUGUR LOVE HCS *FINGER GUNS*

Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

And now I’ve finished Percy! Who do you think is up next?

id say i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...