//sticks Leg Into Box// Hello Sibling, Do You Have Any Headcanons For Van Augur, Or Perhaps Nero From

HEY HELLO HIT ME UP ON SOME VAN AUGUR LOVE HCS *FINGER GUNS*

Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

Have a No Mercy Percy inspired by The Legend of Vox Machina Percy

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[moonwalks into your frickin' askbox] let's fluff it up some with nero and augur. also ANHSFB IM LOVE U!!!! - ya snake mum

(You’ve been hit by- You’ve been struck by- A smooth criminal!) Oh my gosh! HI SNAKE MUM! I love that you have brought more of my favorite weasel boy to me. (Also, I’d like it known that I just saw Van Augur smile in the show for the first time and I nearly died. He’s so much handsomer than I remember!)

Nero Fluff Headcanons:

Nero is a little prankster with his partner and loves when he can sneak up on them. He uses Shave to appear at their side with a quick kiss on the cheek. If his partner squeaks or jumps in surprise, he’ll be chuckling about it for the rest of the day.

He brings his partner with him whenever he goes shopping because he likes to have their opinion on what to choose. Plus, while they’re out, Nero likes to buy his partner nice things, especially hats and necklaces that go with his own.

Nero likes mental challenges, so every day, at lunch, he and his partner do the newspaper’s crossword together. He pulls their chairs up together and they spend at least an hour bickering playfully about what the right answer is.

Nero is a hopeless romantic at heart. Occasionally, when his partner is distracted from him, he will switch up how he surprises them by dipping them. He’ll smirk the whole time, but if his partner gives him a compliment, he’ll let them get up again.

Van Augur Headcanons:

Augur isn’t a morning person. Since he knows how tough it can be to get up, he brings his partner a cup of coffee, fixed the way they like best, every morning. 

While he seems like a serious person, when Augur and his partner are alone together, he likes to tease them. It’s usually about little quirks of their’s and he gives them a confident smirk when they try to find ways to tease him back. (Take a picture of his bed head. That’ll shut him up.)

When Augur’s in deep thought, he tends to zone out and stare at nothing in particular. When his partner’s near him though, he’ll run his hands through their hair and has a habit of pushing a strand behind their ear without thinking.

Augur’s hat may protect him somewhat from the rain, but his partner might be caught off guard during one of their walks. When this happens, Augur holds his arm over their head and uses his cape as a temporary umbrella for them. He doesn’t mind that he’s sopping wet afterwards and hurries them back to the ship to warm up.

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does every mom be on you case what the fuck aaaaaah get off of my case Mather damit

Victor and Henry on Picrew <333

Expression practice with TLOVM plus a screenshot redraw!

Crazy? I was crazy once

Relationship hcs for Van Augur?

It was only fate that brought this ask to me. (I love this dude’s style. Just sayin’.)

Van Augur Relationship Headcanons:

Van is a protective boyfriend. No matter the situation, he’s always on the lookout for any kind of potential danger that might target his partner. If he feels they’re threatened, he’s prone to shooting the culprit first and asking questions about the attack later.

When he and his partner go out, Van Augur likes to take his partner out for some fine dining. He likes how classy they look and enjoys making them feel like royalty. He gets recommendations for restaurants from Lafitte.

You wouldn’t guess it, but Van gets flustered really easily. All his partner has to do is saunter over to him, touch his cheek, and place a little kiss on his nose. After that, he’s all red ears and awkwardness, diverting his gaze to the side to hide his shyness. This goes double if his partner does this in front of Blackbeard and the crew.

Despite his seemingly emotionless demeanor, Van is actually really talented at soothing a crying s/o. He doesn’t freak out like some men and, instead, wraps his arms around them and calmly talks them out of their hysterics. Once they’ve settled down a little, he’ll ask them what upset them and listen closely.

Van and his partner sleep in separate rooms, even though neither is uncomfortable being intimately close. This is because Van snores like a motor engine and keeps his partner up late into the night. His room has to be soundproofed for the crew’s sake. 

Following Lafitte, Van is the most gentlemanly person on the crew. He puts his s/o’s needs above his own, such as using his cape to protect them from the rain during a storm.

While it isn’t usually possible, Van tries to limit the amount of time his partner has to spend with his crew. For the most part, this is because he doesn’t want his crewmates to bother his partner with their eccentric natures, but there are a couple men that he worries will try to steal his s/o from him. 

Every morning, Van and his partner watch birds while the sun is rising.