Caribou1 - Abel Scratchmen

my masterpiece <3

to be done uh…15 minutes I think

Expression practice with TLOVM plus a screenshot redraw!

Here are some designs for Percy! So there is just Grog left to do.

Hon I can't believe no one had asked this but can I have some crack nsfw with the admirals? And Van augur pretty please? Make them as funny as possible I s2g I love your writings so much bless you

I’M GONNA SCREAM ILOVE YOU!

(ah yes, the VanAugur. The vondle angst. The Vroom Afternoon. The Vehicle Assblast.)

Akainu:

Thought it wouldbe sexy for some little Boss/Secretary roleplay. But ended upscolding his partner for breaking important company rules with anhour long lecture. That was not sexy at all.

Probably caughtsheets on fire once.

You know whenyou’re about to relax/sleep and you had forgotten to do something, soyou just kind of JOLT violently? Akainu does that. Akainu does thatwhile he’s doing the backwards, parallel parking, beta test tango.It’s not fun, at all. (And then you have to deal with him screaming“THE PAPERWORK.”)

Aokiji:

“There’s no needto be ice cold right now.” “Fifteen seconds away from stranglingyou.”

Can hold the mostcasual conversations in bed. Just talking about his day while he’snailing away, NBD.

His partner pulledhis hair and they had to stop and brush it out. You think he takescare of his hair? No. No he doesn’t.

Kizaru:

Lights his dickup. It’s a rave party in his pants.

He left hissunglasses on once during the entirety of the act. They didn’t evenshift from their spot at all.

Kizaru lovesbragging about his sex life to Akainu and Akainu alone. Why? BecauseAkainu’s a prude who gets dumped after two dates (probably.)

Fujitora:

Partner asked himto talk dirty once and he FROZE. “U-Uhm… I think, though notreally, you might have misbehaved?”

He’s made a dadjoke while balls deep in his partner. You’re welcome.

Literally so sweetI can’t even make crack hcs. Like, this man would stop and get hispartner lunch if they vaguely mentioned it.

Van Augur:

I know I’vementioned that he has terrible aim. But come on, Augur, on the walls?The walls???

Everyone thinks heknows what he’s doing, but honestly he just wings it. Tell no one,it’s his secret. His shame (besides his weird hat.)

His partner triedto take off his weird glasses/goggles and had to spend way too muchtime figuring out if they were proper glasses or goggles.

逆さにしたグラサンが似合う男 | ベオウルフ vs セレベラ (Beowulf vs. Cerebella)

“A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side, A little bit of Rita is all I need, A little bit of Tina is what I see, A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long, A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

Beowulf is Andy Dwyer and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Can I get everyone to REBLOG this please? I can’t imagine this ever happening to kids, especially at a place MEANT for them! Teens or a group of teens are doing this in playgrounds, please watch your child(ren) at all times! REBLOG PLEASE!

oh damn....what a charmer..............

Percy De Rolo brain rot has set in for the first time in a year and a half 😩