Yes This Is A Spn Blog. Yes I Wanna Share My New Lil Guy

Hi hi ^^ Do you have some cannons/nsfw cannons about Laffitte and Shiliew, two of my favs BB pirates? (I see them so few or never on OP imagine blogs :/)

I’ll try my best on these.–Captain AJ

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Hon I can't believe no one had asked this but can I have some crack nsfw with the admirals? And Van augur pretty please? Make them as funny as possible I s2g I love your writings so much bless you

I’M GONNA SCREAM ILOVE YOU!

(ah yes, the VanAugur. The vondle angst. The Vroom Afternoon. The Vehicle Assblast.)

Akainu:

Thought it wouldbe sexy for some little Boss/Secretary roleplay. But ended upscolding his partner for breaking important company rules with anhour long lecture. That was not sexy at all.

Probably caughtsheets on fire once.

You know whenyou’re about to relax/sleep and you had forgotten to do something, soyou just kind of JOLT violently? Akainu does that. Akainu does thatwhile he’s doing the backwards, parallel parking, beta test tango.It’s not fun, at all. (And then you have to deal with him screaming“THE PAPERWORK.”)

Aokiji:

“There’s no needto be ice cold right now.” “Fifteen seconds away from stranglingyou.”

Can hold the mostcasual conversations in bed. Just talking about his day while he’snailing away, NBD.

His partner pulledhis hair and they had to stop and brush it out. You think he takescare of his hair? No. No he doesn’t.

Kizaru:

Lights his dickup. It’s a rave party in his pants.

He left hissunglasses on once during the entirety of the act. They didn’t evenshift from their spot at all.

Kizaru lovesbragging about his sex life to Akainu and Akainu alone. Why? BecauseAkainu’s a prude who gets dumped after two dates (probably.)

Fujitora:

Partner asked himto talk dirty once and he FROZE. “U-Uhm… I think, though notreally, you might have misbehaved?”

He’s made a dadjoke while balls deep in his partner. You’re welcome.

Literally so sweetI can’t even make crack hcs. Like, this man would stop and get hispartner lunch if they vaguely mentioned it.

Van Augur:

I know I’vementioned that he has terrible aim. But come on, Augur, on the walls?The walls???

Everyone thinks heknows what he’s doing, but honestly he just wings it. Tell no one,it’s his secret. His shame (besides his weird hat.)

His partner triedto take off his weird glasses/goggles and had to spend way too muchtime figuring out if they were proper glasses or goggles.

Oml you are my waifu edgyblackbeardamv :3. Can i have a hc van augur and teach with their s/o telling them they're pregnant. Sorry my english kind of bad ~w~

omg! No your english is fine!!!

I’M FINALLY SOMEONE’S WAIFU.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOSH <3

Van Augur:

“Oh? Well, I suppose we’d better start preparing then.”

He’s not the kind of guy to slip up and get his partner knocked upwithout talking about it. So if he and his partner decided to havechildren, he wouldn’t be surprised if they told them right away. He’dbe quite proud, and eager to discuss what kind of future they mightplan for their child.

(“It’sfate, obviously.”)

Teach:

“Bound to happen, ain’t it?”

While part of him is overjoyed because hey he loves kids, he’s greatwith them and they call him an old man, what a combo, he also isquite focused on his dreams… He’d make a mental note to be morecareful about that in the future.

But listen, he’s gonna brag about his child to the ends of the earth.

HEY HELLO HIT ME UP ON SOME VAN AUGUR LOVE HCS *FINGER GUNS*

Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

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