Another Merciless Percy Post. This Was Pretty Much Just Practicing Coloring Digitally. I Really Struggle

Little Starfox team on little paper planes :) 

No mercy form Percy

//gently slides in. so i see you enjoy Fine Taste™ How about maybe some cute sugar-coated hcs about van augur and coby cheese （ΦωΦ） - Edgyblackbeardamv

(swirls wine glass) Ahhhh thefinest quality Boyfriends. The Husbands. I’m weak to this ask THANK YOU!

Fluff HCs:

Van Augur

He can knit.

Van Augur can wield a sewingneedle but his skills are only average if you push it. Just enough to mend anyrips and holes in his own clothes.

(He owns an old apron and a pairof frayed gloves that he made a long time ago but somehow couldn’t bear to throwthem out.)

Despite that, he will gladly fixhis partner’s clothing if they ever asked (not that he had already sneakilyfixed them all before they even noticed).

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? Augur ishorrifying good at picking apart things. He can reduce a shirt into merethreads and scraps under minutes.

Once, at the request of hispartner, he did just that with Laffitte’s pants without breaking eye contactthrough the whole thing. Laffitte isn’t sure how he should feel. Blackbeard issecretly terrified. 

No one has messed with his partner’s possessions eversince.

Coby (my sweet, sweet child)

LOVES BRAIDING HAIR AND ISEXTREMELY GOOD AT IT. He finds them soothing and it helps him to relax andthink.

(Helmeppo may or may not hadallowed Coby to braid his golden locks)

He actually only has two bandanasat first. And then Helmeppo gave him another. Then Tashigi, and then Garp, andit somehow spiraled into a trend where everyone just gifts Coby the same thingon occasions. The patterns he receives progressively becomes more and morecolorful and weird over time (someone please help the boy he’s drowning infabrics)

His favorite patterns are the oneswhich his friends – and Garp, shhhh – gave him, followed by all the flowerpatterns. AND OF COURSE, his personal lucky charm which was the one given to him by hispartner and he just loves it so much.

You know how to make Coby blushthe hardest? Pull his bandana down his eyes and peck him on the lips. Just doit. He’ll go through so, so many shades of red and oh god it’s adorable.

[ID: A video featuring the digital character models from The Legend of Vox Machina dancing to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”. /end ID]

Video by @.Kattakind on Twitter, the digital character rigger for The Legend of Vox Machina.

Percy in Critical Role: Vox Machina Origins III (2021)

Hey so I know this only lasted like a minute before Pike healed him and he was totally okay but like

Can we... talk about this?

“This thing was not built for speed and did you just hyah me⁉️⁉️⁉️”

No mercy Percy but he is just a silly guy!

Random modern-Day au headcanons of van ogre (badumtsch) like his social media and shit pweasse

Y'all know I’m so weak for Augur…sOOOO LETS THROW IN SOME MORE MODERN AU

Van Augur:

He has a snapchat, a facebook, and aninstagram. All of them are fairly updated, and he usually takespictures of pretty scenery, guns, or occasionally an inside joke forhis crew. (‘Vasco, drop the statue’ is the best meme)

Augur loves going through high designershops. While not a big shopper, he does love browsing through qualitysuits and the like. He’d definitely live in a big city where he cango browsing Fifth Avenue like shops.

His snapchat streak with Laffitte isincredible. You would not believe the amount of snaps they send in aday.

He is a total starbucks snob. Augur hasa few drinks from the 'secret’ menu he always gets. And yes, he has astarbucks mug.

y’all wanted more Zeppelis, y’all gonna get more Zeppelis

This is a whole bunch of thoughts I’ve been brewing w my wife @hearditbothways in our wider university/modern au where everyone lives, nobody’s evil, (and also stands still exist but everyone just uses them for domestic /mundane purposes)

Might do the Joestars next but theirs is way more buck wild than this lmaooo

Some notes about the family in the au under the cut:

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