To All Pitbabe Writer Fans

I know we are all suffering in anticipation for today's episode, but imagine if in the finale Jeff uses his powers on Alan, who notices and asks what he saw. However, Jeff refuses to answer. Alan then asks if they are still together, and Jeff answers "Yes, the three of us", leaving Alan panicking about this third person when in reality Jeff saw a little kid playing in the Hunters X garage with his two loving dads.

Hirano and Kagiura: *minding their business and spending time together*

Miyano:

And they were roommates!

*realization hits* he’s my whole world

Greek Orthodox Miku

The way the YuuMori manga repeatedly refers to Louis as having "become" strong is baffling to me. Yes, of course, he was a sickly kid for a bit there, and yes, he tended to have a somewhat weaker resolve for a while and was willing to simply...listen, but...

Louis James Moriarty survived open heart surgery as a 10 year old in the 1800s???

Hello????

That's a risky procedure today. Louis had his entire chest cut open and his rib cage cracked opened and his most vital organs operated on with a knife of dubious cleanliness and then that rib cage was wired back shut and prayed to heal properly.

I know we talk about Liam's scars a lot, but Louis is definitely wearing an awful lot on his chest, and they're probably pretty gnarly.

Louis has always been strong.

THEM

if I could ask God anything and get the real, genuine answer, I'd ask him why He commanded Abraham to sacrifice Isaac. He knew He was going to stop him. He knew that He'd never truly ask him to do it. He knew that if he went through with it then His promise would be frustrated.

The thing is... the story has led parents to think it's okay to sacrifice their children, metaphorically and sometimes literally, for a false sense of moral superiority. How many LGBT+ children have been sacrificed in the supposed name of Christianity? How many autistic children? How many orphaned children? How many abused children?

Maybe it was the right lesson for Abraham, especially about how it paralleled Christ's atonement. But it's not a story that has translated well into modern times.

What I wanted: more alanjeff

What I got: Jeff kidnapped

what kind of babies I think the pit babe characters are

babe: 100% mpreg baby

charlie: normal baby

jeff: 🫵 mpreg baby 🫵

alan: normal baby

sonic: f/f baby

north: mpreg baby but m/f parents

kim: mpreg baby but m/f parents

kenta: f/f baby

pete: normal baby but Malpha/Falpha parents

way: idk. I think he might have been hatched or delivered by stork but he just doesn't give me birthed vibes