Al: Hello? Hi, Yes, I Accidentally Stepped On My Cat's Tail And I Need To Be Arrested.

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infuriating that it's been 15+ years and so many people still get Roy killing Lust wrong

"it's ironic that Lust was killed by a womanizer" "Lust was killed by a man who lusted after power" NO! Lust was killed by a man who did it because of love.

It's ironic that she was killed by a man who uses his (false!) public reputation as a womanizer to conceal the fact that he is one of the most steadfastly loyal people in Amestris. It's ironic she was killed by someone whose entire motivation revolved around gaining the power to help others. It's ironic that he killed her for threatening his people.

Lust was killed because Roy refused to let Havoc die, because he refused to let Riza throw away her life. He killed her because he refused to die without making sure the people he loved were safe. Lust was killed because of love. That was the point.

ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

[EDIT: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??? THANK YOU?!]

Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."

Envy: "Fair."

Lads twt is discussing the bad characterization of the guys, and like, I get annoyed when ppl give these hcs of Xavier being dumb and Rafayel being too childish, but...

When it comes to sex, I think ppl are exaggerating a little bit?

Don't get me wrong, I personally see all the mls as being totally vanilla doms. But, like, what's the deal with some of you guys getting so upset about the possibility of hcs of them being submissive?

The guys would do anything for MC so this kind of wouldn't be out of character. In fact, I think any kink they would totally be down with.

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im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

Andrew, the gravekeeper

idk whats wrong with be but i feel the urge to cut a piece or hair and stick it up to look like one of those anime/cartoon characters antennas. the official name is a ahoge and i want one. ik it would be annoying to style and look bad irl but idc. if only i could alchemy it up

it took me over an hour to find this clip help

Tears in my togachaco eyes ,,,