I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school
The Universe outside of the Earth is a very hostile place to live and has billions of ways that it can and will kill us, but even the Universe doesn’t deserve Donald Trump.
Star Wars AU where everything is the same except everyone wears snazzy sunglasses — prequel edition
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